Fancy concubine auditions!!!
Mar. 10th, 2003 07:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus...Sirreal13 reminded me that while blowing money on spices and fancy concubines were noble things to do with one's money besides buy DVD's, the fact was I only really have one, count'em, one concubine that counts as fancy--My Court Fop, Banana. And while he is a most excellent Court Fop and tres elegant and fancy-fresh, he often has other obligations I wouldn't dream of taking him away from...soooooo...
I, MsFledermaus, Lady Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, (Ms), Queen of Mausiland and various scenic bits of Downtown Minneapolis because I say so, am hereby taking applications for...fancy concubines! Yes, your lucky day is here~!!! Satin! Silk! Fun-fur! Leopard-print-pill-box-hats! Luxury! Sequins! Patterned hose and lace! Ab-Fab marathons! Peach schapps champagne cocktails with too much fruit and five-differnt umbrellas in it!!! They can alllllll be yours!!!
Just list in the comments page why your application should be considered for membership in the Fancy Concubine category, and let the diva fur and feathers fly!!! Woowoo!!!
I, MsFledermaus, Lady Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, (Ms), Queen of Mausiland and various scenic bits of Downtown Minneapolis because I say so, am hereby taking applications for...fancy concubines! Yes, your lucky day is here~!!! Satin! Silk! Fun-fur! Leopard-print-pill-box-hats! Luxury! Sequins! Patterned hose and lace! Ab-Fab marathons! Peach schapps champagne cocktails with too much fruit and five-differnt umbrellas in it!!! They can alllllll be yours!!!
Just list in the comments page why your application should be considered for membership in the Fancy Concubine category, and let the diva fur and feathers fly!!! Woowoo!!!
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...<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/sirreal13">Sirreal13</a> reminded me that while blowing money on spices and fancy concubines were noble things to do with one's money besides buy DVD's, the fact was I only really have one, count'em, one concubine that counts as fancy--My Court Fop, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/banana">Banana</a>. And while he is a most excellent Court Fop and tres elegant and fancy-fresh, he often has other obligations I wouldn't dream of taking him away from...soooooo...
I, MsFledermaus, Lady Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, (Ms), Queen of Mausiland and various scenic bits of Downtown Minneapolis because I say so, am hereby taking applications for...fancy concubines! Yes, your lucky day is here~!!! Satin! Silk! Fun-fur! Leopard-print-pill-box-hats! Luxury! Sequins! Patterned hose and lace! Ab-Fab marathons! Peach schapps champagne cocktails with too much fruit and five-differnt umbrellas in it!!! They can alllllll be yours!!!
Just list in the comments page why your application should be considered for membership in the Fancy Concubine category, and let the diva fur and feathers fly!!! Woowoo!!!
<font="-2">RULES: Any gender may apply, as long as you yearn for fanciness. I will definitely pick more than one. Shoot, I might pick all of you! This does not mean you have to sleep with me--in fact it's highly unlikely to happen due to geography, timing, sexual preference, etcetra. Also, you do not automatically GET the Mausibooty if you are chosen...Though I expect you all to lounge prettily in soft slippers and sarongs, fanning each other with peacock feathers and giggling coyly. Understood? Excellent....</font>
*gets out severe glasses and little notebook for writing notes*
I, MsFledermaus, Lady Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, (Ms), Queen of Mausiland and various scenic bits of Downtown Minneapolis because I say so, am hereby taking applications for...fancy concubines! Yes, your lucky day is here~!!! Satin! Silk! Fun-fur! Leopard-print-pill-box-hats! Luxury! Sequins! Patterned hose and lace! Ab-Fab marathons! Peach schapps champagne cocktails with too much fruit and five-differnt umbrellas in it!!! They can alllllll be yours!!!
Just list in the comments page why your application should be considered for membership in the Fancy Concubine category, and let the diva fur and feathers fly!!! Woowoo!!!
<font="-2">RULES: Any gender may apply, as long as you yearn for fanciness. I will definitely pick more than one. Shoot, I might pick all of you! This does not mean you have to sleep with me--in fact it's highly unlikely to happen due to geography, timing, sexual preference, etcetra. Also, you do not automatically GET the Mausibooty if you are chosen...Though I expect you all to lounge prettily in soft slippers and sarongs, fanning each other with peacock feathers and giggling coyly. Understood? Excellent....</font>
*gets out severe glasses and little notebook for writing notes*
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Date: 2003-03-10 05:15 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-10 05:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-10 08:57 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-11 05:43 am (UTC)Two hours of AbFab is time well spent, in my most humble opinion.
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Date: 2003-03-10 05:26 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-10 05:33 pm (UTC)*scribbles*
So lounging saucily and eating me out of Thin Mints and milk isn't appealing? Say it ain't sooo!
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Date: 2003-03-10 10:58 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-11 05:39 am (UTC)*rummages*
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Date: 2003-03-11 09:54 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-11 06:00 am (UTC)And I'm a sucker for chimps in fezzes.
I like grapes too..
Drae Mr. A. Chimp:
After reviewing your application, I have decided that your skills seem like a valued addition to the Royal Concubine Maus-harem. Please come pick out your leopard-print fainting couch and indicate which ab-fab episodes you favor, and we'll be in touch.
(signed)
Queen Mausi, Ruler of Mausiland
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Date: 2003-03-12 05:54 am (UTC)Don't forget to wear that lovely fez, and I can pull up the AbFab goes to Morrocco show...
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Date: 2003-03-13 05:34 am (UTC)But now that I think about it I haven't seen a bad AbFab show. they're all good. Especially the one when they're in Paris:)
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Date: 2003-03-10 07:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-10 07:42 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-11 05:50 am (UTC)Okay, consider yerself a fancy concubine, ma'am! Hop up onto the fainting couch and I'll get a foofy drink, pronto...
Let's see,,,Khisanth, Fleur and Vill, as well as Mr. Banana...not a bad collection, concubine-wise:)
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Date: 2003-03-10 08:38 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-11 05:46 am (UTC)Grab a tuffet and join Ms Khisanth over there by the peach schnapps champagne and the feather boas, ma'am!!!
*Digs out AbFab Episdose ad giggles with abject glee*
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Date: 2003-03-11 06:34 am (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2003-03-12 05:56 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-12 07:27 am (UTC)On a totally different note, email or call me re: selling some jewelry ...
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Date: 2003-03-12 11:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-11 04:15 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-11 05:38 am (UTC)As for feeling foppish, I know the world is making it harder and harder to truly concentrate on true foppishness, so no harm done.
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Date: 2003-03-11 09:33 am (UTC)Will this do?
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Date: 2003-03-12 05:52 am (UTC)*jaw drops*
Faaantastic, monsier!!!
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Date: 2003-03-12 06:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-11 04:40 am (UTC)[rummages around in her closet and comes out wearing a butter yellow, flowing housedress with big teal roses on it... fairy wings on her back... and a circlet of white flowers on her head]
Bring on the peach schnapps! :)
I can even set up an automatic fanner so we can spend more time giggling coyly!
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Date: 2003-03-11 05:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-11 07:16 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-03-11 11:07 am (UTC)Yer in, sir! Grab a chaise lounge and put those heels up!