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*ties on apron over grass skirt*

Ladeez and Gentlemen...I present to you:

BREAKFAST TIKI LOUNGE!!!!

Yes, belly on up to the bar for the flaming coffeedrink of your choise and check out the breakfast buffet! Be aware there's pineapple on just about everything!! Woowoo!

If you need me, I'll be making toast with guava jelly over here:D

*Cues animatronic-Elvis singing "Blue Hawaii" in the corner*

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Date: 2004-02-17 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
There's plenty of dancing room on top of these tables. Can you hula?

Re:

Date: 2004-02-17 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redthread.livejournal.com
Can I hula? Hell, NO!!

Of course, that's never stopped me before. *Redthread moves her hips and arms in such a way that onlookers think she might be having convulsions*

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Date: 2004-02-17 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
What you need is a coconut bra and a grass skirt. Here, put these on...see? Much better!

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Date: 2004-02-17 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redthread.livejournal.com
Not so sure that's a pretty picture, but hey, since this is a fantasy, I LOOK LIKE DAMN CINDY CRAWFORD!!! YAH, that's it!!!

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Date: 2004-02-17 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com
Oops, watch out. Here comes the paparazzi to take your picture...

"Cindy! Cindy Crawford! Over here!!"
*dozens of flash bulbs popping*

Re:

Date: 2004-02-17 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redthread.livejournal.com
Damn paparazzi -- I can hardly see with all those flashes going off!!!

I'm gonna fall off the table if you idiots don't quit taking my picture.

whoooooaaaaa!!! *teeters and falls off the table*

Bastards!!!

Re:

Date: 2004-02-17 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Maaan, I always come back when there's accidents and pineapple all over the paparazzi...rassing frassing...

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