This drawing room is the favorite of Mrs Tchotcke's younger sister, Kat Tchotcke. But don't let the opulent tea-gown fool you; she's one of those " modern adventuresses" we read about in the paper. She hunted and killed that mouse-rug, all on her own. Rumour also has it that she round-kicked a Duke for getting,"fresh"...

Here is the piano room of the Tchotcke house--well, one of the piano rooms. There's another one upstairs, so people can have duelling pianos if they wanted to. In the background is wee Emily Tchotcke, exiled for playing,"Fur Elise" one time too many...

Here is young master Pieter Tchotcke, dressing for dinner with his floozy girlfriend, Dahlia. You can tell she's a floozy, you can see her ankles! Pieter plans to break up with Dahlia soon, as he' secretly in love with the butler...

The Tchotcke house boasts many special rooms, including this gorgeous "man parlour". There was quite the party last night, so its quite a mess--scotch bottles, cigs and playing cards everywhere. Since the lord and lady of the house were all plotchkied upstairs, I'm not sure who had the shindig. But I suspect the butler was involved...

Hello again, my darlings! I've been having computer issues for a while, so things have been reaaaaaally quiet. But to make up for it, I have a series I've been playing with on Facebook lately. There is a beautiful dollhouse at the Jade Mines, and I've been making up stories about it all. I call the tiny family who lives there, "The Tchotcke Family"...




Here's Mr and Mrs Tchotchke in their lovely mansion at the MIA, happily guzzling their second bottle of champagne. The Mrs is feeling it for sure, slowly slumping down the sofa...