YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE!!!

[msfledermaus]

In the interests of promoting scientific thought, Cynnerth and I are going to be conducting an experiment studying how gaseous and liquid states apply to the human psyche and the world in general...

...In short, a virtual sauna.
*stacks towels neatly on the bench outside the door.*

We have a desperate need for volunteers to sit in this here cedar room filled with steam. All volunteers will be rewarded with...sitting in a big steamy room with other people in scanty clothing and/or towels.

*gets out clipboard*

So who would like to volunteer first? Hmm?

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[banana.livejournal.com]

:: arrives 3 days late ::

Hello?

Bit chilly in here.

:: turns up steam & gets naked ::

Wonder why there's so many empty bottles in here.

Hey - I think I'm getting moist! Anyone want to take down my particulars?

:: his voice echos round the empty steam room ::

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*wanders in with a clipboard*

Oh my, we got a straggler!!! Hi, J!!! *picks up bottles* So, do you feel damper yet? *puts bottles in recycling and checks off clipboard*

[banana.livejournal.com]

Started of dry, then tacky, clammy, humid, damp, and finally, wet. Doh! The pages of my thesaurus are stuck together.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh dear...
*takes thesaurus away to dry*

Sorry it's so quiet, we had more people the other day. But I can offer green tea! *Puts kettle on the hot rocks*

[banana.livejournal.com]

Green tea?

:: tries to run out of steam room - falls on wet floor ::

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

No? Oh my...Hmmm....

Here, let me help you up!!! God, you're slippery; WHOA!!!
*ker-plunk*

Ouch. Sorry!

[banana.livejournal.com]

Let go, that tickles!
I've heard about you and your hormones. ;~)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ooops...
*puts hands behind back.*

No, really, I only wanted to help...*twitch*

[banana.livejournal.com]

S'okay.

:: nestles into her soft... ::

Oops - sorry. Now I'm doing it too!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's time for some *cold* water:)

[banana.livejournal.com]

:: angelic look ::

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I think your halo's slipping, you!!!

[banana.livejournal.com]

Good - I need something to cover my embarrasment.

:: runs away holding halo strategically ::

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh my...*shakes head with an amused expression*