Morning Haikus

[msfledermaus]

I get good ideas
of delovely things to make.
Alas! Work awaits!

Skelebunnies is
a very strange comic book.
Not sure what I think.

Just the other day
I mailed stuff to David Byrne.
Burning down the house!!

I'm in ponytails.
Why do I do this when I know
people pull them?

Why did I not buy
Much Nutella years ago?
Damn did I miss out.

I don't know why I
just wrote so many haikus.
Possessed by demons?

Comments

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

It's been a dozen years
Since I've had Nutella spread
What was I thinking?

[banana.livejournal.com]

You were thinking sense
For Nutella is not food
Brown sticky mortar

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

This is true, I think.
Nutella is yummy and
good used sparingly.

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I think you should go
get some 'nanners and some bread.
Nutella sammitch!

[burlinghoff.livejournal.com]

Damn do I like haiku
in the morning. Get Down!
With your bad self, Maus!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Funkytown awaits
makers of Badass Haiku!
Burlinghoff is God!!!

*grin*

Howya doon, mister?

[spitfire-sam.livejournal.com]

morning haiku rock!
avoiding danger at bars-
hard with a spaniard.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

I promise on my word as a Spaniard!

No good! Known too many Spaniards:)
(I'm a bit Spanish-Portuguese, so I love that jke:)

With apologies to the songwriters...

[specificocean.livejournal.com]

My Gramma and your Gramma
Sittin' by the fire
My Gramma said to your Gramma
"I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

Chorus
Talkin''bout...
Hey now! Hey now!
Haiku, Haiku, unday
Jockamo feeno ai nané
Jockamo fee nané


Look at my queen all dressed in red
Haiku, Haiku, unday
Betcha five dollars he'll kill you dead
Jockamo fee nané


Chorus

My flag boy and your flag boy
Sittin' by the fire
My flag boy said to your flag boy
"I'm gonna set your flag on fire"


Chorus

Haiku!


Chorus

See that guy all dressed in green
Haiku, Haiku, unday
He's not a man, he's a lovin' machine
Jockamo fee nané


Chorus x2 fade out

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I think you can invest in Nutella futures at the Chicago Board of Trade...

[banana.livejournal.com]

What's haiku's plural?
ruby_slippers says "haiku"
And I think she's right

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

many haiku are
referred to as haiku by
those who are refined:)

[banana.livejournal.com]

I wonder whether
The haiku's collective noun
Has five syllables?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Haiku grammar is
a thing best not thought about
very hard by folk.:)