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msfledermaus ([personal profile] msfledermaus) wrote2005-05-08 11:20 am

The funniest thing I've seen at workies all week...

...I had a lady going *poke poke poke* to a glass case with some Egyptian jewelry in it. I asked her nicely to stop poking the glass, and she said, "I had a past-life regression and that was MY bracelet! I'm just showing my friend; is that okay with you?"

At least Cleopatra stopped poking the glass window after that. Definitely the weirdest thing of the week...

[identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com 2005-05-08 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Fascist totalitarian gestapo guards!

[identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com 2005-05-08 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This calls for a poem. Where's my biro?

Why can't I poke, pig?
This is no joke, pig!
Cleopatra reborn shall not be trampled underfoot by the fascist lackeys of the man!

[identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, stop cribbing your poetry from Rick of the Young Ones!!!

Fascist!!!

*snicker*
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[identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
ohhhhyeah....I'm gonna have LOTS of stories, I think!

[identity profile] silentbob037.livejournal.com 2005-05-08 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That's one of those moments that you wish that you had your own reality show to record the moment for posterity.

[identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, maybe I could pitch it to someone....hmmm, what would I call it?

"Polyester Blazers--they itch, they care!"

[identity profile] ravengirl.livejournal.com 2005-05-08 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
that's hilARious!
but she is mistaken,
it was MY bracelet.
beyotch. *snort*

[identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
The funny thing was...it was a necklace...
*snigger*

[identity profile] greyyguy.livejournal.com 2005-05-09 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe... I'll have to remember that next time I want to do something odd in a museum ;)

[identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't do it!!! the guards will slap you silly! Or just want to , whichever!

[identity profile] greyyguy.livejournal.com 2005-05-11 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
But it will give them something to talk about later on :)