The funniest thing I've seen at workies all week...

[msfledermaus]

...I had a lady going *poke poke poke* to a glass case with some Egyptian jewelry in it. I asked her nicely to stop poking the glass, and she said, "I had a past-life regression and that was MY bracelet! I'm just showing my friend; is that okay with you?"

At least Cleopatra stopped poking the glass window after that. Definitely the weirdest thing of the week...

Comments

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

This calls for a poem. Where's my biro?

Why can't I poke, pig?
This is no joke, pig!
Cleopatra reborn shall not be trampled underfoot by the fascist lackeys of the man!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh god, stop cribbing your poetry from Rick of the Young Ones!!!

Fascist!!!

*snicker*