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msfledermausPianolessdevil put up a Zombie Meme, and I can't resist it. Not at all...
"You are trapped in a mall with the Zombie Menace. Please choose one weapon to protect yourself, one song to have in the background, and one celebrity to fight by your side..."
My choices would be:
1 (One) flamethrower, Sigourney-Weaver-style. Fire...bad!!!
2: "Urban Monkey Warfare" by KMFDM
3: I'm torn between Henry Rollins and Uma Thurman from "Kill Bill"...but I'd have to choose Bear Grylls from Man Vs Wild. Not only would he kill lots and lots of zombies, but he'd also build a tent out of stuff looted from The Gap and use his skills to signal other survivors. He'd probably teach me how to make zombie-jerky too, once the food from the Qwick-e-mart ran low...
So there you are:)
"You are trapped in a mall with the Zombie Menace. Please choose one weapon to protect yourself, one song to have in the background, and one celebrity to fight by your side..."
My choices would be:
1 (One) flamethrower, Sigourney-Weaver-style. Fire...bad!!!
2: "Urban Monkey Warfare" by KMFDM
3: I'm torn between Henry Rollins and Uma Thurman from "Kill Bill"...but I'd have to choose Bear Grylls from Man Vs Wild. Not only would he kill lots and lots of zombies, but he'd also build a tent out of stuff looted from The Gap and use his skills to signal other survivors. He'd probably teach me how to make zombie-jerky too, once the food from the Qwick-e-mart ran low...
So there you are:)
