Ms Mausi

...This morning we were discussing the potential various plot twist the new Harry Potter book would give us when it eventually comes out...

Gail: "I bet Harry is secretly the last Horcrux for Lord Voldemort"
Me: "Naw, couldn't be...could it?"
Gail: "Seriously, I bet he is..."
Me: "I'm still upset about that rumor that Rowling's gonna whack him in the last book."
Gail: "Well, she said that SOMEBODY was going to die; not who."
Me: "I suppose...but you know Snape's got a thing for Draco's mom, right?"
Gail: "Nooooo, that's just weird."
Me: "Nono, it's true, it's a bit subtle, but it's in the last book."
Gail: "I'm gonna haveta read that; I don't remember any of that."
Me: "I'm telling you: Draco's mom has got it goin' on!"
*We both start cracking up*
Katharine: "You know, I should be taping this for my mom; it would be so funny..."
*Gail and I are still making up new verses for "Draco's mom has got it goin' on..." and giggling*

These are the high-quality thoughts running around in the thoughtmeats of your friendly local security force....