msfledermaus | Ms Mausi's morning checklist for today...

Am I actually awake: Yes. Sorta.
Is it hot outside? Yes.
Grumbling mechanism: Activated.
Hair: Still attached.
Clothes: Wearable, clean. Socks discovered. Much rejoicing.
Bed: Made, in a half-assed way.
Washing: Rock Star soap. Feel clean and girly.
Caffeination: Successful.
Breakfast: Frozen fruit acceptable. Too hot to cook things.
Plants: Watered.
Sea Monkeys: Fed, though still not cleaned. Uck.
Laundry: Scary, but ignorable for the moment.
Phone: Plugged in.
Files for Union meeting: Dug up and stored in neon orange bag.
Notes for Morbidly Inclined tour: Stuffed in purse.
Union meeting attitude check: Activated. *scowls in mirror, makes "grr" noises*
Smartass Mode: On standby...

I am now officially Read to Face the Day. Wish me luck, and I'll see many of you later this evening!!