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msfledermausMaus = Big honkin' geek...*sniffle* it was just so cool, you have to see it too...For some reason, it helped my headache to go away. I don't pretend to understand...
Notice I haven't run out and seen "Twilight". I've been debating, you see. Thing is, it's *just* my kind of thing--a schlocky vampire romance from a series of schlocky vampire books with Cedric Diggory in it... And it's ripe, ripe for the snarking!! I can't even begin to rip the plot into little bitty pieces and laugh with the ripping--there's just so much of it to go, "Hey, wait, that doesn't make any damn sense!" or "Whoa whoa whoa,on what planet is THAT okay?" I'd never stop, and my head would explode. Plus there's a definite chance I'll get beat up by hordes of teenage girls who worship Edward the Sparkly One, and I'd come home all bruised and messed up. I suppose I could put in my new Vampire Fangs(tm) and hiss at them once they start swinging...it would confuse them, and I'd run while they were still debating whether or not I knew Edward...
I can hardly wait to see what Cleolinda does with her Movies in 15 Minutes version... It will be deeeeelicious...
Notice I haven't run out and seen "Twilight". I've been debating, you see. Thing is, it's *just* my kind of thing--a schlocky vampire romance from a series of schlocky vampire books with Cedric Diggory in it... And it's ripe, ripe for the snarking!! I can't even begin to rip the plot into little bitty pieces and laugh with the ripping--there's just so much of it to go, "Hey, wait, that doesn't make any damn sense!" or "Whoa whoa whoa,on what planet is THAT okay?" I'd never stop, and my head would explode. Plus there's a definite chance I'll get beat up by hordes of teenage girls who worship Edward the Sparkly One, and I'd come home all bruised and messed up. I suppose I could put in my new Vampire Fangs(tm) and hiss at them once they start swinging...it would confuse them, and I'd run while they were still debating whether or not I knew Edward...
I can hardly wait to see what Cleolinda does with her Movies in 15 Minutes version... It will be deeeeelicious...
