A story for you....
Jul. 12th, 2001 09:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausDuring the great War of the RubberPants, The Princess of Spleen vented just that as she paced her trendy palace full of Anthropologie knick-knacks. "How ever am I going to defeat the Dreaded Green Froggy of Angst? He keeps coming here in his green rubber pants, jumping up and down outside my window and mocking me!!! Me!!! I have no Coffee Heath Bar Crunch ice cream!!!! And the little bastard knows it!!! I must devise a weapon to stop his micking, taunting hissyfits once and for all!!!"
So saying, The Princess of Spleen went to her laboratory with a bucket of lug nuts, some sodium bicarbonate, a sealed container of Plutonium, and a pound of Kona.
After many a *Zorch* *Zootch* and a couple of unwomanly screams from the lab tower of, "Eurekaaaaa!" the Princess came down with a shoulder-mount bazooka that glowed a radioactive green and smelled like a steaming latte.
Standing on the field of Angst, the Princess of Spleen yelled out, "Hey Angst-Frog!! Come out and let me smite you, you slimy Latex-monger!!!" There was a rumble of kazoos, and the Froggy of Angst appeared on the battlefield, wearing large shiny latex trousers that sloshes when he walked.
"Can't this wait?...I'm...Very depressed. Shouldn't you be home moaning over your Ice Cream drought, O lardy maiden?" He snickered as he mooned her.
"That does it!!!! Tell it to Morrisey, Blubberhead!!!" the Princess yelled, totally discombobulated now, and fired the new weapon--The CoffeeBathBombBazooka...
Booooooom!
With a Huge wave of fizzy bath water, the CoffeeBathBombs bit right on target--the dreaded Rubberpants, which swelled like giant balloons. there was a smell of creamy latte in the air, and the Rubberpants exploded...
Boooooom!
And the Froggy was thrown up, up, up into the sky, leaving his tattered Rubberpants behind.
No one ever saw him land, or knows what became of him...
And the Princess of Spleen, secure in her frothy victory, sent the rubberpants up the flagpole in victory...thus ending the War of the Rubberpants...
(she had a bath with the leftover bath bombs, too...ahhhhh...)
Ms Eff. better a late story than never:)
So saying, The Princess of Spleen went to her laboratory with a bucket of lug nuts, some sodium bicarbonate, a sealed container of Plutonium, and a pound of Kona.
After many a *Zorch* *Zootch* and a couple of unwomanly screams from the lab tower of, "Eurekaaaaa!" the Princess came down with a shoulder-mount bazooka that glowed a radioactive green and smelled like a steaming latte.
Standing on the field of Angst, the Princess of Spleen yelled out, "Hey Angst-Frog!! Come out and let me smite you, you slimy Latex-monger!!!" There was a rumble of kazoos, and the Froggy of Angst appeared on the battlefield, wearing large shiny latex trousers that sloshes when he walked.
"Can't this wait?...I'm...Very depressed. Shouldn't you be home moaning over your Ice Cream drought, O lardy maiden?" He snickered as he mooned her.
"That does it!!!! Tell it to Morrisey, Blubberhead!!!" the Princess yelled, totally discombobulated now, and fired the new weapon--The CoffeeBathBombBazooka...
Booooooom!
With a Huge wave of fizzy bath water, the CoffeeBathBombs bit right on target--the dreaded Rubberpants, which swelled like giant balloons. there was a smell of creamy latte in the air, and the Rubberpants exploded...
Boooooom!
And the Froggy was thrown up, up, up into the sky, leaving his tattered Rubberpants behind.
No one ever saw him land, or knows what became of him...
And the Princess of Spleen, secure in her frothy victory, sent the rubberpants up the flagpole in victory...thus ending the War of the Rubberpants...
(she had a bath with the leftover bath bombs, too...ahhhhh...)
Ms Eff. better a late story than never:)
