*adjusts goofy Future-reading turban...*
Nov. 4th, 2009 06:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausOkay....Since it's still cold and dark and whatnot, and somebody sent me a copy of the Sun newspaper, I have been inspired. By diabolical forces, no doubt, but inspired nonetheless...to TELL YOU ALL YOUR FUTURES!!
Yes, yes indeed, I am a psychic thing, who will make the mysterious future spill it's guts for you! Things you wanted to know! Things you never wanted to know! Things you totally don't even care about!! All these and more, I can tell you...for FREE!!
All ya gotta do is put a comment in the commenty section, with a question. Give me your questions, and I will pull aside the veil that separates the now and the future!!!*
* Okay, this is mostly me making things up to amuse myself and possibly you. But keep in mind I am no less psychic than any other psychic hotline out there...and sometimes much, much more. On occasion I get a lucky strike mixed in with the idiot stuff. You have been warned...
Yes, yes indeed, I am a psychic thing, who will make the mysterious future spill it's guts for you! Things you wanted to know! Things you never wanted to know! Things you totally don't even care about!! All these and more, I can tell you...for FREE!!
All ya gotta do is put a comment in the commenty section, with a question. Give me your questions, and I will pull aside the veil that separates the now and the future!!!*
* Okay, this is mostly me making things up to amuse myself and possibly you. But keep in mind I am no less psychic than any other psychic hotline out there...and sometimes much, much more. On occasion I get a lucky strike mixed in with the idiot stuff. You have been warned...
