Maus Noir, Best hider on her block...

[msfledermaus]

...Best hider, that is, until I heard that giggle behind me. I froze in place, Fresca in one hand and rumpled Monkey-comic in the other.

I knew that laugh...

(No, it wasn't Jabba the Hut. Pay attention! Sheesh!)

Ilona stood before me, head thrown back with her mocking laughter, finger just inches away from Tagging me. She'd found me. I didn't know how, but she found me...

I did the only thing a cornered Maus could do--
"Hey, did you read the new Shecky the Monkey King comic? Shecky loses his loincloth in this one!"
And as Ilona tentatively reaches for the salacious pulp comic, I shake up the Fresca can, point the top and yell,

"Don't move!!! I'm not afraid to use this!!!!

Ms Eff, cliffhanging again..when will it all end?
Will Ilona get Fresca'd? Will Fledermaus be Tagged? Will people get sick of this and start throwing tomatoes?