msfledermaus | The exciting conclusion... (Reply)

..."So!!! You threaten me with Fresca?!?!" Laughs Ilona. "How can you,whe I have your copy of Shecky the Monkey King?" Ilona held it up to her face, laughing with the dark and sinister laugh all broads get when they've got the drop on you.
"Oh no--Sheckyyyyy!!!" I stood still, but my mind was doing the Grand Prix. Is there a way to avoid being tagged and still save my comic book ? I staled for time...
"Yeah, you have my comic book...but did you know they'v got a sendaway order for "Catalina Caper in the back?"
"No! You're lying!!!"
"It's got the Creepy Girl song you covet...so back away slowly and put down Shecky, and we can negotiate..."

We stared back and forth at each other...
Ilona...Me Lilona..me...Ilona..me, faster and faster, like a Star Trek episode...

until Kirby, the resident building engineer, charges in, yelling, "Hey, Michelle, I got Mr Hanky's Christmas special on your computer upstairs!!"
"Whuh?"
And with a victorious *poke* Ilona tags me.

Noooooooooo....

*I fall to the ground....tagged.*

Well, my life has changed dramatically since I've been "It." And Ilona keeps phoning me up and singing "Creepy Girl" at me, making it worse. But one day my time will finally come around again, and I can right those wrongs, and regain my Best Hider on the Block status..and utter those precious words....

Tag. You're it.

Ms Eff. The end.