almost forgot!!!

[msfledermaus]

...Recently there was an unusual robbery in Rochester, Minnesota, where $35,000 worth of bras were stolen from Victoria's secret in broad daylight. Over 1000 bras of different sizes were reported to be stolen from several boxed displays, and the contents would have fit into two large shopping bags. There are no leads, and nobody saw the robbery in person or on camera.

I'm not kidding, people!!!!

Ms Eff, astounded, amused, kerflummoxed, and downright bemused...