Somethings that should never be do-It-Yourself...

Electrical wiring if you happen to be a landlord.
(I saw that once...NOT a pretty sight.)

Dentistry. (A friend told me a story about a guy that tried to make his own fillings with driveway gravel and some kind of floor compound to seal it.
Too bad it apparently was *havily* toxic and not meant for human uh, consumption.)

Making your own sex toys or IUD's. I've seen this one more than once in News of the Weird...some poor unfortunate person going in the hospital on this one.

I could think of more, probably, but the dental one keeps popping up, since I went yesterday and can't imagine home dentistry other than tying your tooth to a doorknob and slamming it to pull it out of your jaw...*shudder* We have such LOUSY teeth, species-wise....

Ms Eff..."Um, couldn't you at least make the fangs bigger while you're in there? Or give me a Poison Gas tooth or something? Damn..."

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Bath stuff came in the mail today for me!!!!

(all together now)

STICK HEAD IN BOOOOX!

*SNNNNOOOORT!!*


Ms Eff...Everything's so...pleasantly scented...

*Swirly psychedelic colors swirl in the air as Ms Eff sinks to the ground in bliss.

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I think I've got a cold, dammit...

MS Eff, who may not be checking messages tomorrow, she'll keep you posted...think "chicken soup" at me, willya?

*germy Muah*

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So I'm going to be out tomorrow, and not checking my LJ for a bit while I fight the hordes of Germy critters with love, echinacea and tons of soup. Take care, LJ land, and I love you....


Ms Eff, getting out the comic books and the orange-aid.