Good advice...

A friend of mine is feeling a little dehydrated today, so I suggested
some salty chips with her water to help her feel better, or Gatorade,
something with some sugar/and or salt with her water...

I just realized I'm pretty damn thirsty too. And headachy. D'oh.

Ms Eff, who will practice what she preaches at lunch...

An unexpected pratfall...

I was carrying some packages in a mail tub to the Library
down a concrete hallway that has a bit of a downward slope.
It was slick with water from a pipe leak, and my foot slipped, sending me and my packages to wonderful scenic Bruiseland. I think I screwed up my wrist a little bit, and my pride. (rubs um....upper leg. yeah.)


This really isn't my day...is it too late to start over?

*Later added bit* I just got snapped by a breaking rubber band. On that wrist. I think today's um...not good...

More owwie humor...

A few people in Education popped up since saying,
"Yeah, we knew that had to be you that fell;
we could hear you swearing all the way from here."

*Siiiiiiiigh*

I try to be good, really I do, but apparently as I went down
I let out this howl of "OHHHh FUCK!!!"
(I don't remember, but it's very probably true.)

Ms Eff, Potty-Mouth.