Godiva for breakfast!!

Mmmm, I looove it when people share their chocolate deliveries...today UPS has been more than generous...*Licks chocolate off fingers*

Busy again this morning, but I'll have lots to show for it today...and the Program Services Holiday party is this afternoon..We'll eat and drink and play with the power tools!!! Woot!!!

Ms Eff..."Dibs on the band saw!!!"

My mind's pulling blanks today...

..I just forgot the name of a coworker I've worked with for years...definitely work-related stress. Or I'm getting cranky and old...eh? Eh? What's that?

*Makes nice comforting oatmeal in a styrofoam cup*

A friend of mine's nicknamed me MausSensei....awwwww....I don't always feel particularly wise, but if I'm forgetting names already I may as well cultivate the wisdom of the ancients...

Ms eff, with Zen wisdom: Sit still. Do nothing. Eat bagel. Repeat.

Storytime with Ms Eff!

Once upon a time there was a little ____ , complete wing jingly hat and elf-shoes, who got fed up with helping _______ Claus with the Big Day. "I've had it up to my _______ with this holiday crap! " Growled the ____, and with a sneaky ______, grabbed the first ______
available and hit the town, looking for drinks, electronic music that would change your heartbeat if you got close to the speakers, and loose tawry _________.
Our little _______ of cynical holiday _______ finally staggered home at 4 in the morning,
was violently sick in a snowbank much to the amusement of the other _______, and was dragged into the Main Office, given a stern talking-to from the Head Honcho, and was sent off to the ____________ department for a week as punishment.
What is the moral of the story? Could be that _________ can't hold their _______. Could also be that the holiday spirit will get you, even if it needs to be beaten into you.
Or just that I like to write stupid pointless stories about ________ getting very very drunk.
Oh, you decide.....

Yaaaay! another fill in the blanks story!!!! Interactive fun? Or hidden laziness of the Author?*grin*

Verbing today...

*work work work work work*

*coff coff*

*Pour pour pour*
*glug glug glug*

*stamp mail tape fidget run back and forth very fast staple scream run sort copy file sift stamp meter meter meter//CRUNCH*

*Mutter mutter*

*Tug tug pliers curse growl free rip damntug tug rattle BANG BANG BANG*

*meter meter meter tape shoot rubber bands tug stuf outside deal with Control question run run run interoffice sorting arrgh done!!!*

*Lj mouse-clickin'*

*tippy tap tippy tap tippy tap tapclickety click click clack heehee...*

I'm off for more Action Adventures at Work...