*testing voice* mimimimimiiiiiii

Hmm...doesn't sound as scratchy today.

Now if I keep up the gallons of tea with honey and lemon and whatnot I should be good to...finish out the workweek.

What the hell am I thinking?!?!?!

*Sneezes and coughs and croaks: "Yeah, bossman, I'b reaaaaaaaaaally sick today, yessir...gotta stay home, yep yep!"Cough cough*

Don't I wish...my only replacement is...well, he's sick, dagnabbit!!!

Granted, i do feel better after about 10 hours of sleep.

Workity...

*boom!*

Sounds like Godzilla's in the Pit again...damn lizard.

*BOOM!*

Big lizard in my back yard...can't afford to feed him anymore! Big lizard in my backyard..bustin' down my neighbor's door...
*GaBOOOOM!*

Where's my Dead Milkmen tape?
*rustles under counter*