What would be a good way to start a morning?

Why, Audience Participation Ms Mausi's Pretentious Poetry Corner, of course!!!

The sky it is dark and gray,
such a dark, disturbing day,
Like all the other Minnesota Winter days,
It's just a ________________________________________...

Heading down the hard way,
concrete battleground,
Urban Sock-Monkey Warfare,
____________________________________....

The Spam Museum is
an interesting diversion,
But not as cool as visiting ___________________
Or ___________________ with it's array of disquieting perversions....

Your mom and my mom were hanging up clothes,
when my mom said to your mom;
"____________________________________________"

Yes, I come up with this stuff just off the cuff,
and while people scream at me, "Hey, that's enough,"
"You're making our eyes bleed!" I laugh to myself,
and ________________________________________________....


I don't know if anyone has any energy for this kind of thing this morning, but what the hell. Fill in the blanks. The winners will get to be the Poet Laureates of Mausiland with all that title endows...(I don't know what that is yet, but I'll figure something out.)

This is sooo disturbing...

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My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 alfachimps a-sniffing.
11 bananas a-giggling.
10 bingmans a-laying.
9 cynnerths a-rubbing.
8 duchess_webbs a-yelling.
7 elysiangirls a-wiggling.
6 greyyguys a-clucking.
5 dark blue jodymemes.
4 staring majikgroves.
3 Pakistani mamichans.
2 dog misterlorres.
And a necrobabe in a orange tree.
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