There's a goofy 70's chick with a katana on my tv screen...

...Damn you, MST3K!!! "Angel's Revenge" is hurting soooooooo bad.....The boobies! The hair! the Jack Palance Cameo!!! the Lee Press-On-nails!
The jiggling!!! the horrible jiggling!!

*starts to whimper and chew on the hand that put the videotape in*
I'm in physical pain.....the pain.....
Why do I do this to myself? I'm not well...can't you see I'm sick?!?!?
The PAIIIIINNNNN...
*starts to smack self in the head over and over and over*
The Fake Hitler-guy!!! The car-salesman!! Alan Lad and Thurston Howell the Third in epaulets!!!
*whimpers*
No. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I rented it with the best intentions, really I did...A hang-out-thing with a friend kinda crashed and burned, so I turned to Nicollet Village Video to save the day...Ooohhh....painy painy pain.....
I shoulda started with the Mothman Prophecies first....

*starts to twitch*
Bad Maus....bad, bad Maus...