A list:

Wearing: Ze official Uniform of Spooky Security-Dooom...

Drinking: Southern Pecan coffee. Mmmmm-mmm!

Eating: Caramel Pocky sticks to stir the coffee with.

Thinking: Of the new ball of Alpaca I finished spinning last night; of how tired I was last night, and how I'm gonna vote my *ass* off today in the Mayoral election.

Also thinking: I really need to paint again. A friend of mine is editing a new Tarot deck, and I'm still (slowly) slaving away at mine. Or not. That's bad. What happens when you stop doing something that defines your personality? I remember Jhonen Vasquez answered that one a while back--"You become a doomed homicidal killer with no thought or hope of redemption?!? Damn--so that's just me, huh?" So MY solution...paint more. bad Maus. Bad, bad Maus...

Also also thinking: My coworkers are really gut-splittingly funny. I love them long time...

And now I must run, run out the door and all around the Roman busts of ancient emperors. I promise to stick my tongue out at Commodus especially for you all...Nyaaaaaaaah:PPPPPP

A small list of numbers...

Number of months on the new job: 8
Number of times I've done a funny dance in the galleries: 42
Number of times I've been caught doing funny dances: 8
Number of times strangers have grabbed me by the elbow: 24
Number of toddlers I've personally made cry on the job in the last 8 months: 86(at least)
Number of mothers I've had glaring daggers at me when I've told their precious woogums not to wreck stuff: 54
Number of inappropriate objects I've made mommies and daddies take away from their hideous offspring:
152
Number of pirate paraphenelia, ditto: 5
Number of sock monkeys: 7
Number of engine degreasers: 1
Number of saves I've made to various priceless things before hideous manhanding ensued: 1, 564 and 1/2
Number of times I've glared over my glasses: 2570--oh wait, 2571 now...
Number of times I've coveted the tea house on the second floor: 4888
Number of times I've sung the "manumanum" song to annoy Gail: 7
Number of minutes I have on my break: 6




So there you are...