Dentine Ice does not equal bus fare, as it turns out...

...I had a guy come onto my bus this morning, nearly pushing the little old lady in front of him out of the way. He had a big beat-up bag full of laundry soap and Dentine gum and stuff like that, and immediately started yelling that he needed money for the bus, that he was going to see his daughter before work. Since it was 6 am, nobody was interested in buying any Tide or Dentine Ice, so the guy staggered off the bus, swearing all the way...

The ironic thing was, the bus I was on doesn't even go to Lake Street, where he said he wanted to go...

Ladies and gentlemen, just for future reference: Dentine Ice does not make very good bus fare....