I'm spinning wool in my head this morning; sad, sad sad...

...I think it's being around a bunch of really ancient tapestries that makes me do this. My cow-irker Gail and I have the Indiana Jones routine down flat now:
Her: (Bad Scottish accent)"I'm herrrre to view the tapestries! You're a castle, are't yoo? You have tapestries!"
Me: (Bad German accent) "This is a castle, und ve haff many tapestries...but if you are a Scottish lord, zen I AM MICKEY MOUSE!"

And then we both crack up. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: It's good to be easily amused...

A small list of amusing things...

Let's see...

My new work tie--very amusing. I've had people snickering at it all week.

We have a version of Ciaweth'sold cow-irker, "Stupidboy" here at work. I mean, wow, they could be brothers. I had to explain how the elevator works, and what carbon dating was and so on. Scary stuff, keeds.

I have another cow-irker who's pretty smart, and has been waking around backwards when just I can see him...funny dude...

The restaurant AZIA does a decent curry, but their brown rice is unappetizingly mooshy. It's fun to disguise with unnaturally green sauces, though.

The new Japanese galleries at workies kick utter and total ass. You will go and see them if I have to drag you by the hair. You'll thank me, they're that good...



Sadly, that's all I got right now...though I have a Cunning Plan for online fun next week. Stay tuned, won'tcha?