Concerning NY's anthrax situation...

[msfledermaus]

I work in a mailroom too...and I have the solution to the potential anthrax in our mails...

I propose we shower Afghanistan in our unopened invoices, bills and junk-mail for the foreseeable future. So far my coworkers are in emphatic agreement. It's the patriotic thing to do....

(Yes, we're worried a bit, but damned if we're gonna stop cracking jokes because Bin Ladin wants us to be afraid.:P)

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[duchess-webb.livejournal.com]

They have one in NY now? I thought it was in FL hon.

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

May I just point out though... a dose of anthrax to the human population is not all that horrendous. Yes, ppl will get sick, but this will not kill us.

Hell.... OUR OWN MILITARY injects our soldiers w/anthrax... and you don't see them dropping like flies, do you??

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

This is true...

But I still want to dump my invoices in Afghanistan...is that so wrong?:)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

It's both, now...they don't know if theyr'e connected or not.:( And the Science Museum here is checking out a briefcase someone intentionally left with a jar of red goo in it..some jerk copycat crazy if you ask me:(((((

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Nah... I suppose not.... just as long as you drop mine... as well as all the bills. (Oh... and can I use that as an excuse when they threaten to turn off the electric, "I'm sorry, I never got the disconnect notice... it must've ben on the planes to go over for the bombing... can we just leave it on? Oh... we can?? Thanks!!" )

[duchess-webb.livejournal.com]

Oh god...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

It's all in the name of Liberty, bebeh!!!!

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwe.... yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts to pack up all her mail for the bomber planes*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

And they can have my junkmail too!!! You may already be a winner, bebeh!!!

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

*hrmmm*
I wonder which currency they would pay the winner in???

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm....all the rice cakes your family can eat?

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

I thought that they were supposed to win something "good"... not get traded into slave labour. ;)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ummmm...a lot of sheep?

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

And are you going to wrestle the Scotsman for those sheep??? I'm sure as hell not going to!!!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I like wrestling Scotsmen...I always lose. *grin*

bad, band Maus...

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Darling....
I said "wrestling", not "wrassling"... there's a difference. ;)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but, umm...what was I saying before? Damn.


Sheep are nice..you can pet their noses!!

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

Silli Maus!!!

Oh... wait... I'm instigating.... silli Us!!!!

*giggles*

We could always send over a mixture of sheep and ducks... and make them think it's Easter!!

*pulls out her egg-dying kit*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Quack quack quack!