Stuff is happening...

[msfledermaus]

...Rhymes-With-Stalker just had an altercation with a kid carving his name into an Ellsworth Kelly piece in the Garden...The Conservatory guys caught him, his class, and his teachers.(Our security's tight these days.) We made the kid cry, but didn't break his legs. We're not sure who's paying what.

The message is clear...Don't mess with Ellsworth Kelly.

Ms Eff...you know, if I was a bratty little kid again, I would have carved someone else's name instead of mine...