My two Robs...

[msfledermaus]

When I coming through a gallery heading back to my work space,
Philly Rob, a coworker of mine, gave a whistle to get my attention and pointed over my head. I looked up--and there was Lemur-Rob on the little balcony above me pretending to hawk loogies at me.

All three of us hung out for a little bit...I told Rob how much I liked one of his pieces in the same group show I'm in. He told me he asked out a friend of another gallery owner and she agreed to go out with him. He did his disgusting dirty-old-man-lip-smacking thing he does, and Philly Rob and I tried to keep the giggles down. I pity the poor, poor girl... (These are the kind of things you run into in the artistic dating world: A high probability that you will at some point date a crazed psycho that calls you up at 3 am to do fake Old-lady-from-Jersey-Phone-sex. *shudder*)

I went back to work, but not before thanking Rob for warning me about Rob.

Comments

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say crazed psycho... but rather.... interestingly ecclectic. ;)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but I've known Rob for years...and he is definitely a Crazed Psycho.
(The last time he did the Old-Lady-From-Jersey-Phone thing I nearly hemmorhaged myself laughing..it was the rudest, mot disgusting thing I'd ever heard...He is my very very good friend, but I wouldn't date him in a million years.)

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

I'd almost be interested in hearing this.
*snickers*

Yes... I'm sick and twisted!

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I bet I could tape him doing it...he's sick enough, he'd let me!!!

[andrianna.livejournal.com]

*shudders*
I can see it now....


*Ring!*
*Ring!*
*Ring!*
*Ring!*
*obvious click of an answering machine*
"Hi... You've reached Ms.Fledermaus...." (All in Rob's Lil'Ol'NJLady voice!)



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re:

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

The horror....the horror....