Ms Eff's Pretentious Poetry Corner...

[msfledermaus]

Ode to Michael Jackson

Mikey, Mikey,
Bloodey Crikey!!,
Why oh why must it be,
that you've pasted your manicured mug on yet
another sadistic CD?!?!?!?

30 million's sure a lot to blow;
You'd have been better off spending your cash
on some Ben and Jerry's
Chocolate-Chip-Cookie-dough.

And though in year past I've not been your most avid proponent;
When I saw your CD cover, it looked like you were having
A Joan Crawford Moment.

Why, Mikey?!
Why must it be
that you've spliced in some Biggie Smalls
in your brand-new CD?!?
Stop reaching for manhood;
(Really, please, stop reaching--eew, you reached. Damn you!)
Stop plugging your name!!
Just stay in your Germ-Phobic, Rich-Crackpot page in the Howard Hughes Guestbook of Fame...

(If I disappear suddenly, you know who's responsible...*Imitates Michael Jackson yell*...)

Comments

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

*clapclapclapclapclapclap*
So moving...so touching...sniff sniff

Speaking of sniffing and Michael Jackson...he was briefly the topic of conversation at lunch yesterday. Someone said his nose fell off and it's being auctioned on EBay.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Giggle*

I thought he sold his old nose somewhere down the line:)

I just read a review of the new CD....eeeeew.
(He keeps singing love songs when 9 out of 10 women agree that they'd rather kiss a duck-billed platypus than listen to Mikey sing about sex. *shudder*)

[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

good IGGY I_LOVE_YOU.

[redthread.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good job, Ms. Eff!!!

He is just too creepy for words. *shudder*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yup. He's looking more and more like a Marshall-Field's mannequin to me. He's just the perfect sum equation of abused childhood+ tons of money+unresolved family issues=monomanical psychotic famous guy.

Ack.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*Smiles like a sunbeam*

I love it when you love it, bebeh!!!!
(EEh-heee-heee...)