Whaddaya want fer x-mas, kids?

[msfledermaus]

I'm ordering tons of Krazy glue since someone cleaned me out of it at work...(I know who you are, too...grrrr, grrrr...)

I also ran over to the Nothing-Rhymes-With-Guthrie gift shop and bought chocolate and ogled the pretty ornaments. (There's so much *glitter* in them!!! *grin*) I've been window-shopping for the holidays...

Soooooo....help me think of cool presents!!! Whadyawant for X-mas, Channukah, Ramadan, Kwanza, Solstice, Winter Holday of Food and TV, etcetra?

Ms Eff, in an itchy red suit with the beard sliding down her face...darned elastic!!
(Come click below for Santariffic fun!!!)

Comments

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

*sitting on your lap*
Hi Santa Maus!

*snapping your beard*
Is that real?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ow!!! That smarted!!!
*rubs chin*

No, it's not, and you know it...now be good, or I'll go to the reindeer stalls for *your* present, missy!!!

And where's my elves?!?!?! I need elves, dammit!!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Not that shit for Christmas again *pout*

Wanna lick of my sour caramel apple sucker?
*shoving it at you*

ugh...uhhnnnn....it's stuck in your beard....
I have to go potty.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ulllgh!!! *yanks sticky sucker mostly out of the beard..and watches with dismay as most of the beard goes with it back to Cyn's hand*

I think you should just tell SantaMaus what you want for Christmas and *then* go potty..somewhere else? (I'm glad I got my rubber knickers on under the suit.*rolls eyes*)
And quit kicking my shins with your heels, little girl!!! Ow!!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

I'm wearing my pretty princess high heels today.
*sticking my pink plastic glittery foofy shoe up in the air*
They're sharp and pointy!

*disappointed look at my hairy sucker*
I wanna new sucker for Christmas.

And...ummmm....I wanna magic plane that takes me to California...
....Alaska....Washington, DC....Arizona....Florida...
*picks nose*
and....ummmmmm......Minnesota....
...and and and...England.
*big smile*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yes....they certainly are...
*rubs shins*

Well, I don't have a sucker, but how about a nice big candy cane with pink stripes? And let me check yoru request through the Naughty-or-Nice-o-Meter...
*shugga chugga chugga*

Hmmm, looks like you're cleared for the magic plane, missy, as long as you keep helping people with their dishes....:)

SantaMaus, making a note in her list, and checking it twice.

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

The Naughty-or-Nice-o-Meter didn't show that me and the Dishes Guy get naughty sometimes?
...ahem...cough...I mean yes I'm a nice girl and thanks for the candy cane, SantaMaus!

*big sticky kiss on the cheek*

*hops down and scoots away on my pink plastic princess high heels while picking beard hairs off of my sticky lips with one hand and holding myself with the other 'cause I gotta go potty baaaad now*

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*SantaMaus gazes after the skittering little girl in her pointy shoes and sticky mouth and grins ruefully*
"I should have told her the dishes cancel out the naughty, but oh well."

*Shifts in giant wooden throne and dislodges fake snow on her head*

Anybody got a wet-nap here? *Rubs at cheek and gets beard hair stuck in the goo*

[aimlessly.livejournal.com]

I want this boy, and his name is Rex....although you may not be able to help me with that....I say anything with GLITTER....yay yay glee!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

We can dump glitter on the boy:)

[aimlessly.livejournal.com]

YES!!!! oh how wonderful that would be...*smiles largely* thank you SantaMaus