*Tying stubborn scarf onto head*
Nov. 21st, 2001 08:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausI clicked on Miss Cleo's livejournal, and it looks like it got deleted. *Sob*
Nooooooo, Miss Cleo, don't gooooooo!!!!!
Oh well...Someone's got to fill the gap she made...fill those shoes...wear the stupid head-wrap. And that gap-filler will be Your Beloved Lady DuchessContessa Princessa Baronessa Von
Fledermaus!!! (Ms)
Sooooo...In honor of the thanksgiving holiday, I will look into the sparkly quartz rock on my monitor I got from the Rock-Candy-Mountain in Missoura, and tell you what the future holds for you all!!! (I already see a boatload of stuffing, but that's not a suprise, is it? I can do better than that, can't I?)
Remember, you get what you pay for, babies!!!
Love, Ms Eff, crossing her eyes and making spooky noises...
Nooooooo, Miss Cleo, don't gooooooo!!!!!
Oh well...Someone's got to fill the gap she made...fill those shoes...wear the stupid head-wrap. And that gap-filler will be Your Beloved Lady DuchessContessa Princessa Baronessa Von
Fledermaus!!! (Ms)
Sooooo...In honor of the thanksgiving holiday, I will look into the sparkly quartz rock on my monitor I got from the Rock-Candy-Mountain in Missoura, and tell you what the future holds for you all!!! (I already see a boatload of stuffing, but that's not a suprise, is it? I can do better than that, can't I?)
Remember, you get what you pay for, babies!!!
Love, Ms Eff, crossing her eyes and making spooky noises...
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:04 am (UTC)(and have a good turkey day! Thanks for hangin' in there with me!)
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:14 am (UTC)*jumps up and down waving frantically*
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:16 am (UTC)PleasePleasePlease!!!
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:18 am (UTC)Anyway, the Rock sez...You may have some unexpected visitors in the dead of night, wearing silvery jumpsuits and toting little probey things... I suggest working with the aliens, maybe give them some stuffing, then when they're in the turkey-coma you can call the Feds. (The giblets oughtta be the straw that breaks the camel's back.) I also see the perfect opportunity for adult feetie pajamas, cocoa, and the longest nap you've ever had!!! A new record!!! Small bits of string will bring you happiness. (Not sure why...maybe they're spaghetti?)
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:21 am (UTC)*Peeks into sparkly thing*
The Rock sez that you will find a lot of missing socks this weekend, since the Sock Monster got an attack of conscience and brought them back to make amends. Online giblits are bad luck for you tomorrow. There will be love on Saturday, but in an unexpected place you never thought to look. Cranberries!!! the awful slaughter of Cranberries!!!! Oooh the redness!!!! I CAN'T LOOOOOOOK!!!!!
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-11-21 07:27 am (UTC)I see...a blur...it's all blurry..waitwait, *gets glasses* ah, better.
I see a mound of mashed potatoes made to look like Devil's tower!!!
With rosemary gravy and extra garlic!!! Devil's tower never looked so tasty!!!
(Ummmm, I might have cable again on this thing..*rub rub rub*) Well, I suggest you make your holiday foods a little more interesting this year, and if that involves making a mountain out of a spud-hill, so be it. The corn niblets can be the foothills or something. Spiking the turkey with pot makes the whole family happy. I see happy dancing in the living room for no reason. the mood may sink after the turkey coma, but there's a Maus what loves you. Giblets are kitty-treats and your cats will remind you of that fact pointedly.
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:32 am (UTC)why do I see yummy goth-bois dancing in the dark and leering cutely at you?!?!?! No fair, you HAVE to share!!!! Where's the stuffing? where's the giblets? All I see is black velvet and coy little smiles..you're going dancing, aren't you?!?!?! Arrrrgh!!!! Well, maybe you can be festive and cover yourself in cranberries? Have you no sense of tradition, woman?!?!?
Oh, and I smell that apple-stuff you make...SOME-one's getting some holday spirit in them the easy way, hmmmm? I also see little naughty elves wonking you on the head with mallets after. I'd spray some elf-be-gone around before your festivities...
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:37 am (UTC)And I think I'll protest cranberry killing during Thanksgiving dinner by holding a one-woman picket line around the table! YES Thank you! Thank you, Lady DuchessContessa Princessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus.
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:38 am (UTC)but this...
but there's a Maus what loves you
is the best part.
*big happy thanksgiving gravey covered smooches*
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:42 am (UTC)"Weee three kinggggs from orient arrrrre....Boyyy we loove to ride in the carrrr..."
Jeez, where the hell did THAT come from?!? Hang on, I think I'm getting a Charlie Brown Christmas special or something...*adjusts the rock*
Strangely enough, I *don't* see any giblets in your near future, which amazes me. I thought there'd be some somewhere. I do see redness, sort of a nice alizerain red color like you get out of those really spendy paint tubes when I go shopping for art supplies. I do see *another* alien abduction...again I say, work WITH the aliens, sweetie, at least they won't match you up with Bigfoot this time. (Jeez the aliens are busy this year!!!) I see underhanded sneakiness in a good cause, and screaming and jumping up and down...could be a good thing, or it could be that someone's reanimated the zombies again...i'd be prepared either way.
so there you are:)
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:44 am (UTC)*smootch smootch smootch*
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:45 am (UTC)*Listens to faraway yips of "Yaaaaay!"*
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:46 am (UTC)D'oh!!!
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Date: 2001-11-21 07:53 am (UTC)I'll finally try my hand at walking on hot coals.
The cat will bring me a gift of a live mouse on my pillow.
The Prize Patrol will finally ring my doorbell.
The dishtowel starts on fire and I have to stomp it out.
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Date: 2001-11-21 08:09 am (UTC)*grinz*
*looks under her own desk*
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Date: 2001-11-21 08:10 am (UTC)...pation. (couldn't hold it any longer) Whew!
Please tell me my future, please, please, please.
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Date: 2001-11-21 09:02 am (UTC)I definitely see bready goodness in your near future, as well as some serious feet-up time.
Gravy will try to thwart you. Do not go X-mas shopping on friday--you risk being trampled by hordes of deranged women trying to buy the latest Clue-Stick(tm) to use on their family members this holiday season. But never fear!!! Yours will be in the mail before you bat an eyelash, missy!!!!
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Date: 2001-11-21 09:26 am (UTC)(I think it may be cranberries in cream gravy--don't *do* that!!!) A secret admirer will type your name into that goddamn "I have a crush on you" thing that 'll drive you right up the freaking wall guessing who has a crush on you. I'll just tell you off the bat--David Hasselhoff. Don't get too excited. Dump glitter on all prospective dates this season, and keep the ones that don't go screaming into the night. You will see a lot of Britney Spears...more than you ever, ever wanted to. I'll say, "sorry about that" in advance...you poor dear.
I'd carry around a can of mace to ward of her perky mojo....
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Date: 2001-11-21 09:28 am (UTC)I do have lots of bready goodness. My former boss brought a grocery bag full of bread for me one day, and several other times brought in huge bags of bread for the department to share. My freezer is full of bread and turkey.
I will do my very best to avoid gravy. I personally think gravy is always dangerous.
I'm getting my very own clue-stick(tm) in the post? Woo-hoo!!!!
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Date: 2001-11-21 02:45 pm (UTC)You've got a squishy gargoyle??!!??
I want one!!
Graudarian is just solid stone and sits above my computer.. but he's a good gargoyle. *pets Graudarian's little stony head*
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Date: 2001-11-21 02:47 pm (UTC)I do see the great good that the meditative forces bestow on those who nap. The nap fairies are a-checking their lists, checkin' em twice, gonna find out who's sleep-deprived or nice...Be wary of people who fight over drumsticks....
*Muah*
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Date: 2001-11-21 02:54 pm (UTC)It's okay sweetie.... as long as you can scare ppl, you're good in my book. ;)
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Date: 2001-11-21 03:20 pm (UTC)And I'll take a nap just for the nap fairies and YOU!! MUAH yerself, Effie!!! :D
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Date: 2001-11-26 05:48 am (UTC)I think I might be abducted to Madison to hear King Crimson! heh heh
*now to just change the date and time on this so I sound all-knowing.....fudge fudge...fiddle...Nov. 21st....*
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Date: 2001-11-26 06:51 am (UTC)(Must...control...maniacal...laughter....)