Fractured fairy tales...

[msfledermaus]

Daruba's got some, and it was so much fun that I had to post some, too...

The old woman...

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe...
who got evicted by the American Center for disease control...(Whew, whatta bio-hazard!)

Peter peter pumpkin eater...
Got reaaaaly sick the day after Thanksgiving...(Ooog)

Jack Sprat could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean,
Jack ate a bag of Olestra chips and joined Peter Pumpkin in the bathroom for a while...(Ow ow oww!)

Mary had a little lamb,
but now she's and and blue;
for now she only sees the lamb
when Dad makes mutton stew...

There's more, but to spare my poor brain and your eyeballs, I'll leave it at that. Anybody got any better ones?

Ms Eff, mangler of our common heritage...