Ms Mausi

Never mess with a Goth wrapping presents!
*readjusts pretty silver ring and adds plastic skull-head rings for extra stopping power*

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*trying to look into the box from a distance, not wishing to be whacked* Goodies? What sort? Who are they for?

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Yowch!!! Damn, girl, you slap hard!! I was just trying to . . . . ummmmm . . . . . help you with the wrapping . . . . ya, that's it.

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*Ms Eff mock-scowls and gets out the packing tape*

Hey, look over there!!! A box of Christmas cookies!!!

*Points behind Redthread*

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I'm not telliiiiiinnnnnnggg!!!!

*wrap wrap wrap wrap*

*whistles innocently*

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But it can't be... so, can I look, Pleeeeeeeeeeease?!?

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Maybe....*grin*
(what's yer address, hah?)

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*sniffs around for a distinct coffee smell that's not coming off of herself*

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Uh oh....

*Hides java*

I will send an addy too:)

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*gigglebouncebouncebounce*

I'd just be happy w/a coffee bathbomb....

*sheepish little smile*

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Cookies??? . .. . . . what kind????

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I could hold the wrapping closed while you tape, or put my finger on the ribbon so you can make the knot tight. *trying to look very innocent and harmless*

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Nope nope nope!!! Naughty naughty!!!

*Hunches over package and grins*

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Sugar cookies cut into little tree and star shapes with colored sugar!

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Ooooooo, I love shaped and frosted cookies! But but .. . . then I won't be able to help you wrap!!!!! >:(

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Well okay then. I don't want to see anyway. *turning back on Mausi and package*

*occasionally turning head to see whether Ms. Eff is still guarding the package*

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Heeheehee...*stifles giggle*

go on, have a cookie!! thee's milk and coffee, too...*whistles innocenlty*

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Oho....

I sense hinting, I do...

well...fancy that!

*stifles chuckle*

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*sheepishly whistles sin-nocently*
I never....

*giggleblushhide*

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*Ms Eff is still vigorously guarding the package, sealing it with extra tape*

there, all done!!!

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mmmmhmmm...well I'll see what SantaMaus can dig up.

I'll have to check the naughty or nice list though...
*Flips open list*

Wooh my...this is a long one!

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*turns back toward Mausi* Maybe you'd like me to give it a shake test to make sure it's sturdy and the packaging won't fall apart. I'd be willing to do that for you and whomever it's for as a service. *smiling sweetly*

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Dear SantaMaus,
I have been a naughty lil'grrl all year. I have teased and tortured My Muse, but it has only been pleasureable naughtiness that I have dished out.

Can I please have a bathbomb this year??

Love,
That Yummy Gothic Lady

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Dear Yummy;

the Goth-o-Meter clearly states that you qualify for bath-bomb goodness....hohoho!!!

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You can shake someone else's package, oh would-be Santa's helper!
*Hands over package next to it*

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Dear SantaMaus,
Thank you!!!
I've always (okay, only since I started reading your journal) have been curious what exactly a bathbomb is.
ThankYouThankYouThankYou!!

I'll make sure to leave out a glass of Rum Eggnog and Rumballs for you this year! ;)

Love,
Yummy

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It is the best and finst bath treat a grrl could ever want...mmmmmm....:)
You'll see, just you wait.

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Yum, cookies look good!!!

now, why is Ms. Eff giggling? Something suspicious is going on here, me thinks!! *scratching head*

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*shake, shake, shaka, shake*

Hey, it doesn't jingle or move or nothin'! Bummer! *pout*
No fun.

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Why do I see another addiction forming???

*giggles*

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OOoh...

You may wanna click...this.
My addictive bath goop headquarters (http://www.lushcanada.com)

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I'm a good packer.
*slips jingle bells into a package*

Here, test this one!

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*wrap wrap wrap*

*tape tape tape*
*whew!*

hey, Red, you can help me with Cyn's package over here!!!

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Alright, I love wrapping!!!! :D

Hmmmm, are you sure she wants that kind of car?

oops, that was supposed to be a secret, wasn't it?

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*shake.. jingle.. shake.. jingle, jingle*

Whoa! *stares at package with confused look* How'd you get one of Santa's reindeer into this smallish package?

*starts talking to the box* Can you breath okay in there?

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*Ms Eff makes reindeer noises*

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D'oh!
*claps hand over Redthread's mouth*

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No stores in the US... I feel left out!!
*pout*

*runs over to My Muse's wallet and steals his credit card*
*runs back to the computer giggling furiously*

It's only a few dollars, right?? ;)

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Hey, you get a break on the Canadian prices, sweetie!!!

(I mail-order the stuff once a month or so:))

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OOoooOOO... this is true!!!

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