I knew there was a Kevin Smith test out there...

[msfledermaus]

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You have an air of intelligence about you, some might even perceive you as being stuck up. You seem like you may be a nice person when you're not throwing one of your ever-present hissy fits and being a bitch to everyone. And take off your socks when you make whoopie, he hates it!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!</td>

oooookay....I wanted to be Allissa. Must have been the "intellectual poetry" button I clicked. Arrrgh.