My horoscope today says...
Mar. 9th, 2001 01:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus(From the Citzen Harold; Minnesota's answer to the Onion:)
Survivicorn: Don't play with fire! The redneck and the hot chick may seem like odd bedfellows, but hae you been to the mall lately? Ouch!! Bitchy vegans always get the boot...Now if only we could vote them out of our lives. If you name a chicken, try names like "Crispy" or "Giblets". Stab a pig on the third!
I also have a moon in Cancer and Virgo ascendant. (whatever that means.)
*Ahem*
Cancer: Are you on the verge of a meltdown? Watch the show, "TV Funhouse" and you'll feel normal again. Peeing in the bed is no excuse to not like french people. Show your boss how handy you are by tearing her deak apart with an axe and putting it back together using only glue and stapes. I smell a raise!!
Virgo: The mind is a terrible thing to...to...Anyway, never give a skunk acid. Your mom may have told you this before, but it's THAT important. Beer is the best friend you'll never know, so get to know him all month. Haste may make waste but all that waste keeps several hundred garbagement employed. Dye your cat blue on the 7th, and orange on the 10th.
Ms Fledermaus, getting out the paint...here, kitty kitty kitty...
Survivicorn: Don't play with fire! The redneck and the hot chick may seem like odd bedfellows, but hae you been to the mall lately? Ouch!! Bitchy vegans always get the boot...Now if only we could vote them out of our lives. If you name a chicken, try names like "Crispy" or "Giblets". Stab a pig on the third!
I also have a moon in Cancer and Virgo ascendant. (whatever that means.)
*Ahem*
Cancer: Are you on the verge of a meltdown? Watch the show, "TV Funhouse" and you'll feel normal again. Peeing in the bed is no excuse to not like french people. Show your boss how handy you are by tearing her deak apart with an axe and putting it back together using only glue and stapes. I smell a raise!!
Virgo: The mind is a terrible thing to...to...Anyway, never give a skunk acid. Your mom may have told you this before, but it's THAT important. Beer is the best friend you'll never know, so get to know him all month. Haste may make waste but all that waste keeps several hundred garbagement employed. Dye your cat blue on the 7th, and orange on the 10th.
Ms Fledermaus, getting out the paint...here, kitty kitty kitty...
