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msfledermaus...More story time? Got your feetie-pajamas on? All righty then...
*flips page to where she put the bookmark*
...Ms Mausi, as previously stated, had a Cunning plan...she planned to turn her sock-monkey into a Flying sock-monkey with the application of glitter, nylons and some wire. But did she stop there? Ohhhh, noooo....
Becuase...why make just ONE flying monkey? When you can make quite a few really for just a little bit more in nylon?
So she snipped and glued and bought a couple more sock-monkeys and found someone's sock-bunny and even someone else's socktopus...and gave them little harnesses with wings on them. She was beginning to have not just one happy monkey, but a fleet....a fleet of flying sock creatures, all ready to do her evil Mausi bidding!!!
But alas alackaday and goddammit, not all plans go as they should for the monkeys are clever beasts, especially when they're knitted quite snug and filled with fluff, and they studied...and watched...and learned....and planned....
Tune in tomorrow for the evolution of the Flying Critter Armada!!! Bring your pillows and share them stuffed animals!!!
*flips page to where she put the bookmark*
...Ms Mausi, as previously stated, had a Cunning plan...she planned to turn her sock-monkey into a Flying sock-monkey with the application of glitter, nylons and some wire. But did she stop there? Ohhhh, noooo....
Becuase...why make just ONE flying monkey? When you can make quite a few really for just a little bit more in nylon?
So she snipped and glued and bought a couple more sock-monkeys and found someone's sock-bunny and even someone else's socktopus...and gave them little harnesses with wings on them. She was beginning to have not just one happy monkey, but a fleet....a fleet of flying sock creatures, all ready to do her evil Mausi bidding!!!
But alas alackaday and goddammit, not all plans go as they should for the monkeys are clever beasts, especially when they're knitted quite snug and filled with fluff, and they studied...and watched...and learned....and planned....
Tune in tomorrow for the evolution of the Flying Critter Armada!!! Bring your pillows and share them stuffed animals!!!
