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msfledermausJoei, Khisanth, Andrianna, and Phill99 have all been added to the list of LJ users who have been kidnapped from their homes or Ms Fledermaus's posts by...flying monkeys. Ignoring warnings about opening your doors without checking for monkeys led to their frightening and mysterious fates. We told you...didn't we tell them? We sure did, and did you listen? Noooooooo....
the authorities are trying to piece together what happened by looking through the comments lists of Ms Mausi's most recent posts and Phill99's journal...the little flying menaces to society have apparently found the perfect bait....
Pizza.
Be warned, ladies and gentlemen, if someone is offering you delivery pizza and you didn't order any...DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR....
...Meanwhile, the flocks of monkeys with their laden, cranky passengers are starting to come down from the clouds....flying East, they are coming closer and closer to an abandoned amusemnt park...
..And, more ominously, all their kitties are starting to realize that no one has fed them for some time...and it is dinner, already!!!
the authorities are trying to piece together what happened by looking through the comments lists of Ms Mausi's most recent posts and Phill99's journal...the little flying menaces to society have apparently found the perfect bait....
Pizza.
Be warned, ladies and gentlemen, if someone is offering you delivery pizza and you didn't order any...DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR....
...Meanwhile, the flocks of monkeys with their laden, cranky passengers are starting to come down from the clouds....flying East, they are coming closer and closer to an abandoned amusemnt park...
..And, more ominously, all their kitties are starting to realize that no one has fed them for some time...and it is dinner, already!!!
