The fog comes on tiny Kitten feet....
Oct. 29th, 2002 06:50 pm...A small melee starts in the main room, where, after many many cattleprods have been MacGuyvered into giving a nasty suprise to the next monkey who uses them, Dublos hears a familiar sound.
"Adam! Adam! Adam! TOYS!!"
"What's that?" Yells ms Mausi, now gleefully squirting cheese-Whiz at Schultz to distract the Monkey forces.
There is a pitter-pattering of many, many soft little paws...and a familiar tremor from one side of the room.
"ESCHER!!! Here, Kitty!" Yells Cynnerth and Low Delta.
There is a suspicious butt-waggle right behind Schultz....
Andrianna and Panmodal begin hurling peeps at the nearest monkeys, screaming and yelling, "and take THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT, EVEN!" Amphigorey13 along with M_an_on and Phill99, still tied together in a lump, kick and swear and cheer on the sounds of cheeze-whiz battle and the familiar "Mrrrow?"s of cats breaking into the complex. Khisanth cradles her sock bunny and murmers, "All is forgiven if you get us outta here..."
And with a humongous *CRASH* the side of the wall collapses, as Escher the Humungo-Kitty breaks through, letting in a steady stream of Hungry Kitties...
Schultz tries to direct his troops through a mouth gummed up with cheese-product...an is unconscious of the excited cat-waggle behind him.....
And in the midst of it all, Ruby Slippers who somehow found a discarded Super 8 camera on the floor, had backed into a corner and started filming the chaos, pointing the camera wherever the screams and yells were the loudest....
"Adam! Adam! Adam! TOYS!!"
"What's that?" Yells ms Mausi, now gleefully squirting cheese-Whiz at Schultz to distract the Monkey forces.
There is a pitter-pattering of many, many soft little paws...and a familiar tremor from one side of the room.
"ESCHER!!! Here, Kitty!" Yells Cynnerth and Low Delta.
There is a suspicious butt-waggle right behind Schultz....
Andrianna and Panmodal begin hurling peeps at the nearest monkeys, screaming and yelling, "and take THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT, EVEN!" Amphigorey13 along with M_an_on and Phill99, still tied together in a lump, kick and swear and cheer on the sounds of cheeze-whiz battle and the familiar "Mrrrow?"s of cats breaking into the complex. Khisanth cradles her sock bunny and murmers, "All is forgiven if you get us outta here..."
And with a humongous *CRASH* the side of the wall collapses, as Escher the Humungo-Kitty breaks through, letting in a steady stream of Hungry Kitties...
Schultz tries to direct his troops through a mouth gummed up with cheese-product...an is unconscious of the excited cat-waggle behind him.....
And in the midst of it all, Ruby Slippers who somehow found a discarded Super 8 camera on the floor, had backed into a corner and started filming the chaos, pointing the camera wherever the screams and yells were the loudest....
CRASH!!!
Date: 2002-10-29 05:31 pm (UTC)Escher the Humungo-Kitty breaks through...
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Date: 2002-10-30 06:15 am (UTC)the Minneapolis Film Board is not going to BELIEVE this footage...
Lookout behind you Mausi!!"
*keeps filming, occasionally kicking a fallen peep back into the fray*
Re: CRUSH!!!
Date: 2002-10-30 06:47 am (UTC)Re: CRUSH!!!
Date: 2002-10-30 07:24 am (UTC)C'mon, Kitty!!! Sit!!!
Re:
Date: 2002-10-30 07:28 am (UTC)*gets bonked by peep, screeches and tosses them back into the fray*
Re: CRASH!!!
Date: 2002-10-30 07:37 am (UTC)*Boom* Boom* *BOOM*
MOW?!?!?!
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Date: 2002-10-30 11:02 am (UTC)*keeps throwing peeps*
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Date: 2002-10-30 11:58 am (UTC)OOOhhh Myyy.. I think some of those sock monkeys were made from wool socks. Ya all did know that Siamese cats have a reputation for eating wool? They sort of like to use it as nesting material.
Hmmm.. so what would the equivalent term for "Oh, the humanity" be for sock monkeys?
Adam! quit chasing Peeps! Get the Monkeys!
Tawny, that kitten is not yours and no it doesn't want to nurse, go get after that monkey over there!
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Date: 2002-10-30 12:37 pm (UTC)Hmmm..."Oh, the Simiosity?' "Oh the double-knit horror?" "Oh, that's just the goofiest Damn thing?!?!" I have no idea...
*rescues peeps from one cat and chucks them at Monkeys Squads, whose tails are being pulled by kitties who chitter in amusement....*
Re:
Date: 2002-10-30 12:41 pm (UTC)*Tries to go for the Orbital Mind-Control Laser in the corner*
Dewinged..
Date: 2002-10-30 01:04 pm (UTC)*Grabs a net and starts scooping up dewinged sock monkeys*
Re: Dewinged..
Date: 2002-10-30 01:07 pm (UTC)*fights off winged monkeys whooping and pulling my hair*
Aiggh! bad Monkey!
Re: Dewinged..
Date: 2002-10-30 01:15 pm (UTC)Re: Dewinged..
Date: 2002-10-30 01:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-30 04:30 pm (UTC)*pulls out a lighter*
You know... peeps burn for like....FOREVER!!
*lights a peep on fire and throws it at the nearest sock monkey*
"Fire in the hole!!!!"
Re:
Date: 2002-10-30 06:39 pm (UTC)..the other monkeys panic, running back and forth with cats after them*
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Date: 2002-10-30 06:48 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-31 08:26 am (UTC)*cower cower cower*