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...A small melee starts in the main room, where, after many many cattleprods have been MacGuyvered into giving a nasty suprise to the next monkey who uses them, Dublos hears a familiar sound.

"Adam! Adam! Adam! TOYS!!"

"What's that?" Yells ms Mausi, now gleefully squirting cheese-Whiz at Schultz to distract the Monkey forces.

There is a pitter-pattering of many, many soft little paws...and a familiar tremor from one side of the room.
"ESCHER!!! Here, Kitty!" Yells Cynnerth and Low Delta.
There is a suspicious butt-waggle right behind Schultz....
Andrianna and Panmodal begin hurling peeps at the nearest monkeys, screaming and yelling, "and take THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT, EVEN!" Amphigorey13 along with M_an_on and Phill99, still tied together in a lump, kick and swear and cheer on the sounds of cheeze-whiz battle and the familiar "Mrrrow?"s of cats breaking into the complex. Khisanth cradles her sock bunny and murmers, "All is forgiven if you get us outta here..."

And with a humongous *CRASH* the side of the wall collapses, as Escher the Humungo-Kitty breaks through, letting in a steady stream of Hungry Kitties...

Schultz tries to direct his troops through a mouth gummed up with cheese-product...an is unconscious of the excited cat-waggle behind him.....

And in the midst of it all, Ruby Slippers who somehow found a discarded Super 8 camera on the floor, had backed into a corner and started filming the chaos, pointing the camera wherever the screams and yells were the loudest....

CRASH!!!

Date: 2002-10-29 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynnerth.livejournal.com

Escher the Humungo-Kitty breaks through...

Date: 2002-10-30 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spitfire-sam.livejournal.com
"Man o man o man!
the Minneapolis Film Board is not going to BELIEVE this footage...
Lookout behind you Mausi!!"

*keeps filming, occasionally kicking a fallen peep back into the fray*

Re: CRUSH!!!

Date: 2002-10-30 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] low-delta.livejournal.com
She can squash the evil little ones. Too bad they don't stay squashed.

Re: CRUSH!!!

Date: 2002-10-30 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
She can SIT on all those monkeys...

C'mon, Kitty!!! Sit!!!

Re:

Date: 2002-10-30 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
"whuh?"

*gets bonked by peep, screeches and tosses them back into the fray*

Re: CRASH!!!

Date: 2002-10-30 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! IT'S GODZILLA!!!

*Boom* Boom* *BOOM*

MOW?!?!?!

Date: 2002-10-30 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
"Sorry!!!"

*keeps throwing peeps*

Date: 2002-10-30 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dublos.livejournal.com
*cuts the bonds on the remaining captives*

OOOhhh Myyy.. I think some of those sock monkeys were made from wool socks. Ya all did know that Siamese cats have a reputation for eating wool? They sort of like to use it as nesting material.

Hmmm.. so what would the equivalent term for "Oh, the humanity" be for sock monkeys?

Adam! quit chasing Peeps! Get the Monkeys!

Tawny, that kitten is not yours and no it doesn't want to nurse, go get after that monkey over there!

Re:

Date: 2002-10-30 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Oh my, many of the sock monkeys are indeed wolly!!!

Hmmm..."Oh, the Simiosity?' "Oh the double-knit horror?" "Oh, that's just the goofiest Damn thing?!?!" I have no idea...

*rescues peeps from one cat and chucks them at Monkeys Squads, whose tails are being pulled by kitties who chitter in amusement....*

Re:

Date: 2002-10-30 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*thows peeps with you*

*Tries to go for the Orbital Mind-Control Laser in the corner*

Dewinged..

Date: 2002-10-30 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dublos.livejournal.com
You know, once one of the cats knocks their wings off, the sock monkeys seem to act a lot more normal.. well, as normal as a sock monkey can.

*Grabs a net and starts scooping up dewinged sock monkeys*

Re: Dewinged..

Date: 2002-10-30 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
It's getting the wings off that's the trouble...

*fights off winged monkeys whooping and pulling my hair*
Aiggh! bad Monkey!

Re: Dewinged..

Date: 2002-10-30 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dublos.livejournal.com
*Grabs Adam and lets him launch at the monkeys plauging MsFledermaus*

Re: Dewinged..

Date: 2002-10-30 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*disappears in a flurry of worsted wool and cat hair and glitter*

Date: 2002-10-30 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
*hrmmmmm*

*pulls out a lighter*
You know... peeps burn for like....FOREVER!!

*lights a peep on fire and throws it at the nearest sock monkey*

"Fire in the hole!!!!"

Re:

Date: 2002-10-30 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*the monkey screeches in fear and backs away into the corner as the peep is engulfed in flames...

..the other monkeys panic, running back and forth with cats after them*

Date: 2002-10-30 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrianna.livejournal.com
*continues to throw flaming peeps at monkeys, trying to back them all into the corner*

Re:

Date: 2002-10-31 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
"Whooop! Eeeek!"
*cower cower cower*

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