Another "barbie girl" mangling, just for you...

[msfledermaus]

(Brought to you by me watching "Half a Loaf of Kung-Fu" starring Jackie Chan.)

Oh,
I'm a Kung-Fu girl,
in a martial world,
My sword is plastic;
my fighting style's fantastic,
Ninjas everywhere,
wire'll flip me in the air,
My destination's
your defenestration--

--Fighting Crane Meets Drunken Boxing!--

I'm a sweet Kung-Fu girl,
all alone in the world,
Doing snap kicks at home
in the dojo,
Ninjas here,
bandits there,
Demon-ghosts, I don't care,
'cos they have no defense
for my mojo....

Judo chop,
and you're down,
And you shouldn't have messed with me, clown...

ohwoowoo,
I'm a Kung-fu Girl,
In a Martial World,
My kicks are spastic,
My jumps elastic,
I'm a maiden fair,
but your guts are everywhere,
Your destination
is Kung-Fu Decapitationnn.....

*Goes "Wooo!" and jumps around the living room*