Sweet Interlude avec goop de bain....

[msfledermaus]

I ran over to the Flying G yesterday where they had my box 'o goop...No matter how precise I am on the invoice UPS will insist on shipping it there. Feh. No matter. I opened the box and it smelled heavenly, even though the shippers squooshed the box and one of the bottles leaked a bit. All through today I've been sticking my nose into that little dented box and inhaling huge breathfuls of the stuff.
I got home, managed to get through dinner without succumbing to the clarion call of that fabulously stinky box...then, when the dishes were done, obeyed my inner obsessive-compulsive. Ahhhhhhh....bliss. I'm now pleasantly damp and smell kinda like lemons with some thyme and sage thrown in.

A coworker misheard me telling her, 'I've got a new box of bath goop!" and thought I'd said, "I've got a new box of bat-poop." (I'd just come in from outside and my jaw was pretty frozen.) "yes," I replied, "I send away form my fine imported bat-poop." "Ohh, sure, American bat-poop isn't GOOD enough for you!"

I'd start calling it that from now on, but someone may take me seriously and send me a few anonymous boxes....

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I thought "fabulousy stinky" was funny until I read about the "fine imported bat poop". Hahaha!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I looove me that stinky box o' bat-poop!
*snoooort*

Whoo, pungent!
*passes out*

goop de bain

[emschin.livejournal.com]

Re......."One of the bottles leaked a little"

Is your imported bat poop LIQUID? I can hardly stand the thought. Please use some magic to take the image out of my head.

Re: goop de bain

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yes...some of my imported canadian bat-poop is indeed liquid, and smelled amazingly. It didn't ruin the other kinds of bat-poop, though I worried a little:)