A list of facts....

[msfledermaus]

Fact: I am hormonal as hell. Red meat. Chocolate. Spinach. Loud industrial music. Twin Peaks. Something inanimate to rend with my teeth as I growl like an animal. Gimme. I can't be held responisble for what happens otherwise.....

Fact: I am going to work. I will try very hard not to snarl or bite or eat my coworkers.

Fact: No cow is safe from me right now. Heeere bossy bossy bossy....

Fact: I'm going to the movies tonight with my Gentleman Caller. I will try like hell not to channel Lon Chaney at any point, no matter how much my werewolf-wanna-be-impulses insist. Awhoooooooo!!!!!

Damn...my ears are getting MORE pointed now, aren't they? *poke poke*
Please don't mind the howling, or call the pound. It'll go away...oh, in a few DAYS.... heh...heh hah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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well... we are getting closer to a full moon

[crafting-change.livejournal.com]

I am sure David Lynch would be honored that his work would make it into the mix.

[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

before your date, i recommend you make friends with premsyn pms. that stuff works pretty darn good for me. and the combination of taking it out on yer coworkers will leave all good and loveable tonight for yer ma-yun!

[phil99.livejournal.com]

I feel sorry for Ben the Neighbour... after all, you know where he lives, and it's not far to go if you want to gnarl on some meat...

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmm..I will check it out...Otherwise I'll try to load up on vitamins and calcium...

as for the ma-yun? Well...maybe he'll like it.
Awhooooooo! *pant pant pant drool pant*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

He always does...David Lynch is a very good ingredient in the PMS-Kit...ice cream, chocolate, iron and calcium in some form and mysterious Lynchian violence...yesss!!! yeessssss!!!! Must have it!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

He has a well-stocked freezer, too...but he knows me, so he can defend himself well. all he has to do is boot up some David Lynch and toss me a frozen hunk of cowfllesh. Moooooo!
I'm lucky to have such a tolerant neighbor.

How you doon, mister? I woulda commented, but LJ's wonking me out...bastids. But I'm always glad to see you:)

[heartwork.livejournal.com]

i threw a huge hissy fit last night because i lost the remote. i love hormones! ;oP

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[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

maybe he will...
*waggles eyebrows*

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[crafting-change.livejournal.com]

backwards talking little people always make me feel better.

[ainetl.livejournal.com]

looking forward to the movie details. hopefully gentleman caller was a gentleman so that he's not in traction today :)

[honeytiger.livejournal.com]

Ask Wizzy how I have howled at the moon in the past...lol!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

We'll all howl together!!!
Arrooooooooo!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

No traction:) Not yet, anyway....

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Let's rock!

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[honeytiger.livejournal.com]

AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........:o)

[phil99.livejournal.com]

I'm doooooing fine, missus. Has LJ stopped messing you around, or are you still having problems?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Still having some problems...not as bad, though. I'm hoping this morning will be a little easier, LJ-wise.

*thumps monitor*