Why I'm still pretty glad I'm single...
May. 21st, 2003 08:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausI was talking to my friend Rob yesterday after work about his er....dating...situation.
"You're still seeing that married lady, right?"
"Mmmmyep!"
"So her attempt at "saving her marriage" didn't work, or what?"
"Her husband didn't want to go to Therapy. and well,...*grin*"
*rolls eyes* "She can't stay away, huh? Isn't her husband just a little supsicious? I mean, he goes through her purse, you said."
"I know, but she told him I'm gay."
*Rolls eyes some more*
"Ooookay....If she's that unhappy, why doesn't she leave him?"
"Well, she's pregnant, for one."
*chokes* "Um...Rob..."
"It's not mine, because we've always used condoms and she says the timing matches her husband."
"yeah, but c'mon, Rob...this sounds like a Springer episode or something! And if the husband she's lying to and manipulating finds out she's been sleeping with you since before their wedding even, aren't you afraid he'll go after you with a chainsaw? Doesn't that bother you?"
"Nope, and nope..."
*Disgusted noises on my part*
Eeew...
This is why Rob and I don't hang out much. And wow, are there ever worse things than going through a dry spell..I can be in a sordid embroglio that'll end up in tears, court and possibly chainsaw-induced damage.
"You're still seeing that married lady, right?"
"Mmmmyep!"
"So her attempt at "saving her marriage" didn't work, or what?"
"Her husband didn't want to go to Therapy. and well,...*grin*"
*rolls eyes* "She can't stay away, huh? Isn't her husband just a little supsicious? I mean, he goes through her purse, you said."
"I know, but she told him I'm gay."
*Rolls eyes some more*
"Ooookay....If she's that unhappy, why doesn't she leave him?"
"Well, she's pregnant, for one."
*chokes* "Um...Rob..."
"It's not mine, because we've always used condoms and she says the timing matches her husband."
"yeah, but c'mon, Rob...this sounds like a Springer episode or something! And if the husband she's lying to and manipulating finds out she's been sleeping with you since before their wedding even, aren't you afraid he'll go after you with a chainsaw? Doesn't that bother you?"
"Nope, and nope..."
*Disgusted noises on my part*
Eeew...
This is why Rob and I don't hang out much. And wow, are there ever worse things than going through a dry spell..I can be in a sordid embroglio that'll end up in tears, court and possibly chainsaw-induced damage.
