*Looks at caffeinated Tiki-Party wreckage*

[msfledermaus]

Great Googaly Moogaly!!! I leave you guys alone for a few hours and look what you've DONE to the place!!! Spilled coffee! Whipped cream in the darnest places! Coconuts bras hanging off the chandeliers!!!

And what the hell are those monkeys doing with that blowtorch, anyway?!?!?
*shoots a glare at bad, bad monkeys...who scurry off with something in a sack.*
I'll deal with you later, I promise you....Ohhh yes I will.

But first...I gotta go get the mops.
*rummages for pie-scented cleaner*

Comments

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

i wondered why i was so chilly!
lost my coconuts- whoa~

thanks for the *hic* fun, hon~
i'm guilt-free, though
because that rummified drink
put my lights out right away~

sorry for the monkey mess-
it was j and kev.
i saw.

AHA!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Why am I not suprised, hah?

Here, sweetie, take my shawl..you'll catch yer death.
*wraps you up warm*
Have a coffee?

Re: AHA!

[ravengirl.livejournal.com]

mmm...thank you-
coffee, yes!
...do you have any rum? heh.

i've a sneaking suspicion
that someONE is in that sack~
eek! get that monkey away from me!
he's trying to steal your shawl!

Re: AHA!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

bad BAD monkey!!!

*Squirts monkey in the face with whipped cream*
Yeah!! Want some more of this?!?!
don't make me Spank Da Monkey, don't you do it!!!

*Monkey screeches and runs away, covered in sugary goop*

Hah! That'll learn 'im!

*Adds bit of run to the coffee*
Now that I'm not working, I can have some, too.
*Liberally doses own coffee with rum and cream*

[duchess-webb.livejournal.com]

O.O

I need to be more aware of these parties BEFORE they happen so I am not looking at Jonestown man!

ooo, pie-scented.

[gev.livejournal.com]

I think I'd like that more than the evergreens...

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

*wakes up slowly*
Wha....where am I?

*rolls over groaning*
*crawls on hands and knees*
Cofffeeeeee....must find coffeeeeeeeee

*slips on glop of whipped cream and bangs her nose on the floor*
..........................ow..................

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Whoa..tiki aftermath victim!!!

*Runs over and helps you sit on a comfy beanbag chair*

Now, stay right there, and I'll make the coffee. No moving,you hear?
*starts measuring Kona for the coffee maker*

Re: ooo, pie-scented.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I get mine from Weebl and Bob....

*scrub scrub scrub*
MM, apple!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Awww, you missed the Kool-aid rum-smoothies!!
*cracks up*

Sorry, sweets, it was kinda spur-of-the-moment...but I have a few tiki-aftermath victims around having coffee...
*Pours you a fresh Kona*
Cream and sugar?