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[msfledermaus]

Danny Elfman got MARRIED?!?!?!?

Say it ain't sooooo...*sob* say it ain't soooooooooo.....

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[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

i saw that and thought of you.

[katie-ah.livejournal.com]

Mausi, have you seen this (http://www.smebbdesign.com/little_red_monkey.html)? I thought of you when I saw it. Make sure you have you're speakers on!

This ought to cheer you up.

[goldleafgoddess.livejournal.com]

Five little monkeys

Five little monkeys sitting in a tree
teasing mister alligator, ”can’t catch me”,
”can’t catch me”!
Along comes mister alligator quiet as can be and
SNAP!

Four little monkeys…..(same)
Three little monkeys…(same)
Two little monkeys…(same)

One little monkey sitting in a tree
teasing mister alligator, ”can’t catch me”,
”can’t catch me”!
Along comes mister alligator quiet as can be and
SNAP! ”Missed me!”

Another version of 5 little monkeys

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mommy called the doctor, the doctor said,
”NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!”

Four little monkeys…(same)
Three little monkeys…(same)
Two little monkeys …(same)

One little monkey jumping on the bed
He fell on and bumped his head
Mommy called the doctor, the doctor said,
”NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!”

No more monkeys jumping on the bed,
None fell off and bumped their heads
Mommy called the doctor, the doctor said,
”PUT THOSE MONKEYS STRAIGHT TO BED!”

[savage.livejournal.com]

...but, it's to Bridget Fonda. That's better than Heather Graham, J Lo, or something scarier. (I am having a hard time picking something scarier. Maybe Britany Spears.)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh Danneeeee!!!
*sniffles pathetically*

That's it, I'm just gonna go out and date the tallest, scariest evil overlord I possibly can...oh wait...I'm kinda doing that already. Hee. So, life ain't all bad.

Little red monkey!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh....My...GOD!!!!

*gasp*

It's...so...BEAUTIFUL!!!
*collapses on the floor in mad giggles!!!

Thank you for da monkeys!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Awww...monkey songs are the best...I've got a friend that gave me a cd of monkey songs, including some old King Kong radio spots. OOh da monkeys!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Madonna would be pretty scary...
Or Ricki lake or something...

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

Danny Elfman never did anything for me. Jenna Elfman, maybe, but she's married, too (and a Scientologist).

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she's Danny's niece by marriage....

I do wish the happy couple well. But a little part of me goes, "Awww, crap!!! "