A stupid quickie short story...

[msfledermaus]

Once upon a time there was a vibrant _______________ who had an unhealthy ______________ fixation. The _________________ was positive about it, and used her ______________ as therapy to make little little cosies for the red-eyed lawn-gnomes that surrounded her__________________. One day, Mr _______________ walked by the splendid cosies and said, "_____________________!" "Why, _______________________!" Exclaimed the dear little ____________________, "_________________________ and if you don't like it, you can just _______________________________."
"Deal!" Replied Mr. _____________________, and off they went to the ____________________ to go make plans for the fabulous ________________________ of _____________ coming up that weekend. They became ___________________, and lived __________________ ever after, except when small children would sneak over and spork the lawn in front of the gnomes. They really didn't appreciate that. Hey! You kids knock that off!!! I know who yer parents are!!!!!!

The End....or is it? Maybe it should be, huh?