Drastic times call for drastic measures...
Nov. 3rd, 2004 07:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus*Dons sparkly tiara, large shawl, and smallish riding crop in the Official garb of Mausiland*
*ahem*
We, MsFledermaus, in our title and station as Contessa Princessa Duchessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus (ms), Queen of the Midwestern Realm known as Mausiland which includes Downtown Minneapolis, The Whole of Wisconsin and the Upper Michigan Peninsula, do hereby delcare the secession of these land masses from the greater part of the United States of America, starting immediately. It has been decided thiat to protect and serve our citizens in the way that they should become accustomed, that this action is is necessary and a boon to their bodies and spirits. All beer trade will be cut off at the borders, and a strict embargo will be enforced. This also applies for cheese, hot dish,butter, pasties, and other trade items with the country now properly acknoledged as "The Evil Empire". No summons to any military action will be heeded, and any and all totalitiarian rules given by this rogue nation will not apply in our beloved country.
Mausiland will not tolerate another four years under the iron fist of the ruler now acknoledged as "Mr groundhog-faced-doo-doo-head". We take this drastic action of secession so that future generations yet unborn will have hope for a future not filled with weirdness from John Ashcroft, nor will they have to sing his pathetic anthem. All TV and newspapers with the visage of Mr Groundhog-faced-doodoo-head will be gleefully defaced, and there will be an official contest to which defacement is the finest in the land, rewarded by many a sparkly gimcrack. We also decree that Dick Cheney shall be pantsed on sight.
These are our commands, and they shall be enforced by my regents in Milwaukee, and my loyal subjects wherever they roam in this fair country. So mote it BE!!
Yeah, go ahead, laugh...but wait until they feel the pinch of the Beer embargo....
*ahem*
We, MsFledermaus, in our title and station as Contessa Princessa Duchessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus (ms), Queen of the Midwestern Realm known as Mausiland which includes Downtown Minneapolis, The Whole of Wisconsin and the Upper Michigan Peninsula, do hereby delcare the secession of these land masses from the greater part of the United States of America, starting immediately. It has been decided thiat to protect and serve our citizens in the way that they should become accustomed, that this action is is necessary and a boon to their bodies and spirits. All beer trade will be cut off at the borders, and a strict embargo will be enforced. This also applies for cheese, hot dish,butter, pasties, and other trade items with the country now properly acknoledged as "The Evil Empire". No summons to any military action will be heeded, and any and all totalitiarian rules given by this rogue nation will not apply in our beloved country.
Mausiland will not tolerate another four years under the iron fist of the ruler now acknoledged as "Mr groundhog-faced-doo-doo-head". We take this drastic action of secession so that future generations yet unborn will have hope for a future not filled with weirdness from John Ashcroft, nor will they have to sing his pathetic anthem. All TV and newspapers with the visage of Mr Groundhog-faced-doodoo-head will be gleefully defaced, and there will be an official contest to which defacement is the finest in the land, rewarded by many a sparkly gimcrack. We also decree that Dick Cheney shall be pantsed on sight.
These are our commands, and they shall be enforced by my regents in Milwaukee, and my loyal subjects wherever they roam in this fair country. So mote it BE!!
Yeah, go ahead, laugh...but wait until they feel the pinch of the Beer embargo....
