Mmmm, Eclair....
May. 10th, 2005 05:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausDamn, I love playing Devil's advocate. The Emil-y is over, and there's eclairs sitting on my little table. We're full of coconut milk soup and spring rolls, but....I think, I *think* there's room for an eclair. Pretty sure....Aw, you know that eclair must be yours, Emily!!!
I haven't been posting much lately--I've been pretty sick with a head cold. Thus the super-spicy coconut soup. I'm feeling a lot better now, so I'm going to celebrate with a question the Emil-y posted on her site:
You know you're at a garage rock show when . . .
1. Fuzzco - There is a hispanic-looking dude, with a Ramones haircut, passed out onstage, using the monitor as pillow.
2. Blast-Off-Girl - There's at least three girls with long dyed jet-black hair with bangs.
3.LLT - I seriously contemplate leaving my husband for some hot garage boy!
4. Bill Luther-There's some old balding hippie in a Fuzztones t-shirt who's two inches from the stage doing the headbanger shake (head violently going backwards and forwards while the body remains firmly planted still from the neck down).
5. Collin - You are treated to three sets of songs that all sound like shitty Sonics' copies. Oh, and there's probably lots of stage-talk about 'rock n roll' and/or 'keeping rock n roll alive.'
6. Miss. Shakes- You run into an "ex" who you would really rather not see!
((7)). Franceen. - When you can yell out: "PLAY ONE YOU WROTE!" and they can't.
8. AMelia- in my case, the youngest person there...and somebody ALWAYS mistakes me for Francing!! ¢¾
9. stereo - you're the oldest person there and somebody mistakes you for Sky Saxon!
10. melynda- all the songs sound the same, from all bands, all night. everyone is dressed alike and drinking waaaaaay to much.
11. Matt BMGH - Someone did a poster that features dice/8-balls/flames/devil girls. . .often all of these things at once.
12. b*tchwhowreckedyourlife - when one or more of the monitors cuts out and nobody notices for the rest of the night.
13. Everyone tips 35 percent on canned beer
14. Mopboy/cookiepants - You wind up being talked to by some drunk guy who's telling you how cool and open minded scenes like these are because it doesn't matter what race you are and it's all about the music, all the while you're looking around the room, seeing one alluringly curvy (or alarmingly skinny) asian chick with a colored streak in her hair and seeing no other black people besides yourself. Then he assumes that because you're black and at a rock show that you must be into Bad Brains because they're black and they rock, too and you just have to tell him that no - no you really aren't.
15: MsFledermaus - When you have to dodge many, many *many* drunken self-proclaimed members of the Kiss Army...
....Please feel free to add your own...hehhehhehhhhhhh...
*mmf*
Eclair.
*
I haven't been posting much lately--I've been pretty sick with a head cold. Thus the super-spicy coconut soup. I'm feeling a lot better now, so I'm going to celebrate with a question the Emil-y posted on her site:
You know you're at a garage rock show when . . .
1. Fuzzco - There is a hispanic-looking dude, with a Ramones haircut, passed out onstage, using the monitor as pillow.
2. Blast-Off-Girl - There's at least three girls with long dyed jet-black hair with bangs.
3.LLT - I seriously contemplate leaving my husband for some hot garage boy!
4. Bill Luther-There's some old balding hippie in a Fuzztones t-shirt who's two inches from the stage doing the headbanger shake (head violently going backwards and forwards while the body remains firmly planted still from the neck down).
5. Collin - You are treated to three sets of songs that all sound like shitty Sonics' copies. Oh, and there's probably lots of stage-talk about 'rock n roll' and/or 'keeping rock n roll alive.'
6. Miss. Shakes- You run into an "ex" who you would really rather not see!
((7)). Franceen. - When you can yell out: "PLAY ONE YOU WROTE!" and they can't.
8. AMelia- in my case, the youngest person there...and somebody ALWAYS mistakes me for Francing!! ¢¾
9. stereo - you're the oldest person there and somebody mistakes you for Sky Saxon!
10. melynda- all the songs sound the same, from all bands, all night. everyone is dressed alike and drinking waaaaaay to much.
11. Matt BMGH - Someone did a poster that features dice/8-balls/flames/devil girls. . .often all of these things at once.
12. b*tchwhowreckedyourlife - when one or more of the monitors cuts out and nobody notices for the rest of the night.
13. Everyone tips 35 percent on canned beer
14. Mopboy/cookiepants - You wind up being talked to by some drunk guy who's telling you how cool and open minded scenes like these are because it doesn't matter what race you are and it's all about the music, all the while you're looking around the room, seeing one alluringly curvy (or alarmingly skinny) asian chick with a colored streak in her hair and seeing no other black people besides yourself. Then he assumes that because you're black and at a rock show that you must be into Bad Brains because they're black and they rock, too and you just have to tell him that no - no you really aren't.
15: MsFledermaus - When you have to dodge many, many *many* drunken self-proclaimed members of the Kiss Army...
....Please feel free to add your own...hehhehhehhhhhhh...
*mmf*
Eclair.
*
