msfledermaus | Stan's gotcher nose!!!

*snicker*

Okay okay...I taught my cow-irker Gail the hand sign for "Satan's gotcher nose"--the heavy-metal horn-sign with the thumb between the middle two fingers, like the "gotcher nose" game. I misstyped it, "Stan's gotcher nose" when I wrote it in my last post. Gail assumed I did it on purpose, and asked who Stan was...
(I should have told her: Roadskollar's husband!)

...so anyway, we now have a long, involved mythos involving Stan, Satan's kind of seedy cousin, who lives in the broken-down trailer and wears cheap gold medallions. If it's bad for you and kind of stupid, you know Stan's invovled. He held the doors at that Great White concert a while back, for sure. I'm doodling a sketch that looks a little like Carl from Aqua-Teen Hunger Force, complete with horns and the snidely Whiplash mustache. Nyaahaahaa...

I've just been declared Stan's Advocate because I offered to trade Gail some of my chocolate bar for some carrot sticks. I guess Gail ate an entire chocolate cake all by herself, so for some reason that makes ME the evil one. Humph.

*eats chocolate at you, right now this very instant.*