I'm busily plotting my cow-irker Gails' death...

[msfledermaus]

Okay, really I'm just talking about it, and giggling.

Gail: (Indignant)Are you plotting my death?!?!?
Me: Maybeeee...
Gail: You're just looking for a group to help plot my death!!
Me: Nooo, I don't need help to plot your death. How's that veggie-burger? Hehhehhehhh...
Gail: You haven't had time to doctor my hamburger, you!
Me: Well, not the hamburger, but you might need to be a little careful about the ketchup. *giggles into monitor*
Gail: That does it, I'm taking my ketchup home from now on!!
Me: *More giggling*

Yeeees, this is how I spend my workdays. I love this job....