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...We have a new gubernatorial candidate here in Minnesota...Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, whose campaign promises include impaling criminals on the lawn of the State Capitol...

I'm kind of his target voter base, and I'm seriously appalled, though his website is unintentionally hilarious. I'd put up the link, but I gotta motor...talk amongst yerselves...

Date: 2006-01-18 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phil99.livejournal.com
OMGOMGOMG http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/ ROFLROFL OMG!!!
He's great :) Vote for him!

Date: 2006-01-18 09:33 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-19 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentbob037.livejournal.com
I just had to steal this one for my LJ...

Date: 2006-01-19 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomflux.livejournal.com
Yeah I saw this a few days ago. There is some kind of video he did circulating about the net. When I first saw it I thought it was some spoof on the fact that Minnesota has slowly gain some reputation for taking "unique" candidates with some sincerity. But I cannot really find anything that informs me of his platform. It's definately amusing. Hard to take seriously... even for the constituency.

Date: 2006-01-19 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
yep, that's the link... I'm pretty sure I saw him wrestle at some point:)

Date: 2006-01-19 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Aw, man, he's ALL over the place now, giving interviews and whatnot:)

Date: 2006-01-19 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
It's the mass impaling in a state that doesn't have the death penalty that's a mite creepy for me...and otherwise his platform? I looked at the site and really wasn't that impressed.

Date: 2006-01-19 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentbob037.livejournal.com
How can you not want to interview someone who says that he will impale terrorists on the capitol lawn and refuse to let the Minnesota national guard go to places like Iraq.

Date: 2006-01-19 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
*wheeeze*

maaaan, his Dark Side page is the funniest thing EVER!!!

Date: 2006-01-19 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
I know...the break room here just burst out laughing at the website...and the interviews are even funnier...

I shouldn't laugh, I'm Pagan myself but-but-but*Wheeeeeeeeze*
*stifles dark and horrible giggling*

Date: 2006-01-20 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentbob037.livejournal.com
I've always said that there are those people that take themselves just a bit too seriously. I think that this man qualifies.
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